They say that you need to find a boy who will ruin your lipstick, not your mascara. I'd rather have a boyfriend who won't ruin either...

If you love makeup as much as I do, you have definitely said these lines to your boyfriend (and he's probably sick of hearing you say them by now):

1. "Will we be eating? It effects which color lipstick I wear."

Eating with red lipstick on, especially in public, and not looking ridiculous is difficult enough that I honestly believe that it could be an Olympic sport. This is alway necessary to ask to save yourself from getting red lipstick all over your face and your food. If the answer's yes, thanks, but I'll go with a nude lip instead.

2. "Don't kiss my cheek! My contour."

Do not touch my cheek, do not kiss my cheek, honestly, don't even look at my cheek when my makeup is done. My contour is far too precious and my cheekbones look far too defined for someone to mess it up.

3. "Yeah, I can be over in like an hour... I've only done my foundation so far."

You know what they say, you can't rush art.

4. "Okay, but is this eyeliner NOT on fleek?!"

I literally have my boyfriend trained on the difference between good eyeliner and crappy eyeliner. Which turns out is also a curse when your eyeliner could look better and he lets you know that.

5. "You have the best eyelashes. Can I put mascara on them?"

All I'm saying is that it's completely unfair that guys have the longest and most beautiful and naturally curly eyelashes. Let. Me. Be. You.

6. "Just wait! I'll be out in a minute."

Nothing is worse than the text that he's there and ready to pick you up and you're still applying mascara or waiting for your setting spray to dry. I am guilty of making my boyfriend wait in his car far more times than I'd like to admit.

7. "Oh my gosh, there's highlighter all over your face. That's so cute."

All it takes is one good cuddle session or one kiss for him to somehow end up with highlighter all over his face. Personally, I think it's cute. And I think it's even cuter when he starts violently wiping his face to get it off. Oh, how fragile masculinity can be.

8. "Can I pleaaaaase do your eyebrows?"

Men seriously have the most nasty eyebrows in the world and I just want to exercise my magic and fix them. (Disclaimer: I did my boyfriend's eyebrows once and he though it was so painful he screamed the whole time and told me I was being annoying for putting him through that. You've been warned.)

9. "Can we make a boyfriend does my makeup video?!"

The classic "boyfriend does my makeup tag" videos have gained esteem popularity in the past year and honestly, it defines relationship goals. I actually did convince my boyfriend to do it and you can watch that here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAzprAHmWDs