1. “Wow, okay, are those even underwear? Like where does this part go?”
2. “YESSS I love thissss…. OH *looks at price tag* LOL”
3. “Listen here Miss Store Clerk, I like to take my time, thank you.”
4. “Should I try this on?… Ehhh I'll just return it if it doesn’t fit.”
5. “Oh my gosh lady, you’re like 50 and shopping in the Junior’s section…”
6. “Yea I can pull this off with my new look… oh damn who am I kidding.”
7. “No lady I don’t need your help, I’m just browsing.”
8. “Wow that does not add up to my calculations. I SO did not want to spend this much, but WHATEVER.”
9. "Hell freakin' yea, a sale!!!"