Ah class, the place where none of us know what to do, where to sit, and most importantly what's even going on half of the time. Class is the place where we find ourselves daydreaming, checking people out, and constantly trying to figure out if you truly need to write down everything on the board. But, whether we would like to admit it or not, class is the place where we are always thinking of something other than the actual lecture. And I'm sure many of us think about some of the most random crap when we are sitting there in class looking blankly up towards the front. For the sake of this article, I decided to keep things interesting and give a little insight into exactly the kinds of things I think about when I'm sitting in class. Some of these thoughts are I'm hoping quite typical, and some of them may just be unique to me. Either way I'm sure many will be able to relate to these thoughts and may even have some to add on of their own.
1. Where do I sit?
2. Do I sit next to a cute boy?
3. Definitely not, I forgot I'm super awkward.
4. Do I need a notebook for this class?
5. Do I seriously need to write all of this down or can I just listen to it?
6. Nah, I'll remember all of it.
7. Just kidding I definitely will not.
8. Dammit where is my freaking pencil.
9. I cannot be out of lead.
10. Why is this happening to me?
11. What the hell is my professor even talking about?
12. I seriously need to pay attention...starting now.
13. I am starving.
14. Why didn't I eat before class?
15. I should eat right when I get home.
16. But I'm also really tired.
17. Maybe I'll take a nap.
18. What apps can I look at while half listening to this lecture?
19. Nothing new on Insta or Facebook...
20. I did just check it 2 minutes ago though..
21. TINDER TIME
22. Just kidding what if someone sees me?
23. Or worse, what if I match with someone sitting behind me?
24. Definitely not Tindering right now.
25. That was a stupid idea.
26. Oh shit I still need to workout today..
27. And I have a huge paper due next week..
28. And a couple tests..
29. Why is my life always so busy with crap?
30. I can't wait to retire.
31. But first I need to get a real job.
32. Oh my god life is so stressful.
33. My head hurts.
34. I have a raging headache from all of this "thinking about my future"
35. Or maybe that's the tequila from last night talking.
36. That's definitely the tequila from last night talking.
37. I need to stop drinking on weeknights.
38. Like seriously, I need to stop.
39. But I'm supposed to go out again tonight...
40. Should I?
41. Maybe I'll go out and just not drink.
42. Or, I can take a few shots so I feel buzzed but then stop.
43. I also have math homework due tomorrow.
44. I could do my homework when I get home.
45. If I don't drink I can definitely do that.
46. Oh shit this looks important I should write that down.
47. I'm so lost...
48. When in the hell did the entire board get covered with all of that?
49. I feel like I'm looking at hieroglyphics
50. I should just drop this class.
51. But I need this credit to graduate.
52. I should just switch my major..
53. For the 5th time...
54. Nope, too late for that.
55. I should just quit school.
56. I should quit school and become a bartender.
57. I hear they make damn good money.
58. That conversation will go well with my parents.
59. "Mom, Dad, I have decided to pursue a career in the arts of pouring liquor."
60. That'll go over real well.
61. Is this class almost over?
62. Good god we still have 20 minutes left.
63. This is such a waste of my time.
64. I don't even remotely know what's going on right now.
65. Something about externalities and then there's this funky graph thingy on the board...
66. I should just read the damn textbook.
67. Or ask the person next to me.
68. Totally forgot he's super cute and I'm super awk.
69. I hope we get out early.
70. Oh my god they're passing around a worksheet...
71. Someone be my friend and help me with this.
72. Wow I'm super screwed.
73. I know some of these words...
74. Okay just answer what you know it seriously can't be that difficult.
75. HA. I don't know the answer to anything.
76. I really need to start paying attention during class..
77. Looks like I'm guessing on everything.
78. D's get degrees.
79. Or is it C's?
80. It's definitely C's.
81. Lord help me.
