1. You go there for anything and everything.
Need snacks? Go to Target. Need makeup remover? You can get it at Target. Need tissues? Target has those. Need something to do? Target is the perfect place to spend your night. You always find an excuse to visit your home away from home.
2. Anytime someone mentions it you have to contain your excitement.
The minute that you hear the word "Target," you're overcome with the urge to discuss how much you love that wonderful store.
3. You walk in for a few things and end up convincing yourself that you need everything you see.
"You know, that shirt does look really good on me and if I get this shirt then I'll need those shoes too." *$110 later...*
4. And then you walk out with everything EXCEPT those few things.
Ugh. Not again. You told yourself that you were going to Target for specific things and those things ONLY and that you wouldn't forget, and what do you do?
5. Every time you go to check out and the cashier asks if you want to sign up for a Red Card you flash your red, plastic card with pride.
Why wouldn't you have a Red Card, you need those discounts for all of the things that you buy that you know you don't really need. But hey, you have a coupon for it!
6. You call it "Tar-jay".
Every time you say "Tar-jay" your friends cringe and pretend that they don't know you. "Let's go to Tar-jay!"
7. You walk around the home decor section planning out your dream home and what you'll have in it.
Just think about how great this lamp will look next to the statue of the golden lion. You can put those candle sticks on top of the brick mantel and those paintings would look AMAZING in the dining room!
8. When people tell you that you have a problem, you just look at them and say, "It's not a choice, it's a lifestyle."
Because your love for that big red target will never die.
