If you were one of the lucky ones, you spent your spring break on a beach, near an ocean, and/or consuming dangerously large amounts of alcohol. There's no doubt that you made some of the best (half-way-remembered) memories over spring break, but it probably seemed like it went by way too quickly and now you find yourself back at the never ending grind of this thing we call life. Post-Spring Break sadness is real, and here's what goes through every spring breaker's mind once the glorious week is over.
1. Have I always been this fat?
Apparently a week long diet of fast food, beer, and vodka can catch up to you that fast. Well, guess it's time to eat more green things.
2. I never should have gotten on that flight back home
It's Monday, I'm back at school/work, and I hate my life. Why did I ever think leaving the sunshine and beaches was a good idea?
3. I think I'm still hungover even though I've been back for two days
A week straight of drinking definitely left it's toll on me, and I think I'm dying. Is it possible to be hungover two days after you stopped drinking? My body is telling me yes, yes it is.
4. Where is the sunshine at??
I knew I didn't live in the warmest state, but why is it so damn cold here?? I need to rethink my living location right now.
5. I'm so excited to be eating real food again
Again, a week long diet of fast food is not as fun as it sounds. My intestines hate me right now, and they are so happy that I'm finally eating real meat, fruit, and veggies again.
6. Oh, how did sand get in my backpack? Whatever.
Somehow I'm still finding sand all over the place, and I've come to accept the fact that it won't stop anytime soon. I'm not sure where all of this sand is coming from, but it's a little bit of spring break so I don't mind.
7. I just really, really don't want to have responsibilities again
A week of freedom was such a tease. How am I expected to be responsible right now? I'm still trying to get over the fact that I'm not waking up to 80 degree weather anymore. Please, don't ask me to accomplish anything before 10 am.
8. So who's ready to book next year's spring break trip?
If I have to get back to reality now the only thing that will get me through it is knowing I'm going somewhere next year. Is it too early to start planning already? Maybe. But I will do so anyways.
