1. The dilated eyes.
Forthcoming violence? Cry for attention? Curiosity? Cocaine laced in cat food? The uncertainty of how to react was a habitual feeling.
2. The wiggle.
"The rhythmic gyrating of the lower fleshy extremities in a lascivious manner." To an extent, this urbandictionary definition can be applied if you replace "lascivious manner" to "killing intent."
3. The pawn
This paw spasmed violently when provoked by a small
4. The box
For some reason, no matter what the size, your cat preferred cardboard boxes over everything else. Including you.
5. The tip over
Worldly things were not deserving for their presence.
6. The bed hog
You wouldn't dare move a sleeping cat, even if it found its way into your bed.
7. The balance
You don't question this anymore.
8. The unrequited love
You "meowed" to your cat. Gave it food, shelter, and unconditional love and yet.... this still happens to you.
