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8 Simple Rules for F***boys

Unfortunately, we will all come across one.

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8 Simple Rules for F***boys
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Whether we like it or not, we are a generation that is filled with f***boys. What is a f***boy you ask? Well, they are one of the worst kind of guys you can come across. They will say and do anything solely to get into your pants. They do not care who they hurt in the process.

So, listen up f***boys! This one's for you. It's time for a lesson in how to not treat a woman.


1. Stop messaging a girl that you don't even know 20 times on Facebook or Twitter. This isn't Tinder. No it's not "cute," it's just annoying. If you can tell she's dating someone, then you really shouldn't be sliding into her DM's.

2. Stop complaining about getting the worst girls. Chances are you had a good girl at some point, you just didn't treat her well. You don't deserve them. Anything that has happened to you is something you probably brought on yourself; it's called karma for a reason. Start being respectful and maybe you'll find one again or even for the first time.

3. Stop thinking with your penis 24/7. Your only goal in life shouldn't be to have as much sex as you can. There's a lot more to life than sex. Start thinking with your head and heart. You might actually end up doing something more important in life than getting laid all the time.

4. Leave her alone. She doesn't need your texts after months of dead silence from you. You don't get the right to mess with her heart like that. She's not just some object you can play around with, she's a person with emotions just like you. Start treating her as such or get the hell out. Get over yourself.

5. Drink some water. We can all see how thirsty you are. It looks something like this...

and it doesn't have a good look on you.

6. Making fun of her with all of your friends doesn't make you cool. It makes you a scumbag. Congratulations! She trusted you and you turned out to be a terrible human being. Hope you're proud.

7. Accept the answer "no." It's her body and not yours. When she says "no" it just means she respects herself enough and won't lower her standards for a jerk like you. Do not try to lower her self esteem or treat her poorly just because you're upset she won't give herself to you. You're the only one who ends up looking bad in the end.

8. Once a f***boy, always a f***boy. You can lie as much as you want and say you aren't a f***boy, but we all know the truth. You are and always will be until you decide to make some changes.

If you're tired of being called a f***boy, stop giving people a reason to call you one. Start treating people the way you want to be treated. And If you don't care, well then good luck. You're going to need it.

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