One of things I’m always asked when people get in my car, after the initial shock and awe, is “Wow! Do you live in here?” To that my answer is a resounding and emphatic “Yes.” Whether it’s after a night out has left me with limited housing options or when my wallet decides I can’t afford the hotel on the road trip, the one gal that always has me covered is my car. Here’s a few signs that you may too live in your car.
1. Lots of food.
Lots can even be an understatement. I occasionally find food that has been so discolored it is impossible to identify. Sometimes, you may even find a gallon bag of frozen broccoli. On the upside, I can survive, and thrive, off of just the food found in my car for about three months.
2. Clothes.
I have had too many mustard bottle fiascos to not keep spare clothes in my car. Not to mention if you know Tallahassee clubs, leaving with just a drink spilled on you is considered a successful night.
3. Blankets/pillows.
These items are so versatile. Not only are they good when you need to campout in your car, but also if you need to spread something out for an outdoor concert, or “unexpectedly” crash on your friend’s couch.
4. Drink cups.
Hello refills! Did you know that target gives free refills on their Icees. ICEES! You can imagine how excited I get about this when I move the 3 cups out of my passenger seat so my friend can sit.
5. At least three backpacks.
Maybe this one is just personal but I have so much stuff in my car that I need a way to contain the things when I take the things out. There’s my school bag, my “weekend” bag and a third one filled with emergency candy.
6. Books.
No, this is not just to make me sound worldly. I read, and between textbooks, novels, and magazines there’s plenty of leisure reading material found in my backseat.
7. Trash.
Probably goes without saying but being a living human means you create trash, and when you live in your car there is bound to be trash in it.
8. And anything else you may need.
When you live in your car the possibilities are endless. A first aid kit for when your drunk friend splits their leg open falling off a roof, a full pot of French press coffee for those slow mornings, or your lucky putter that brings good fortune far beyond the fairways.
While the initial look into my car might raise some warranted red flags about my mental health, me and my vehicle are prepared for most any situation.
Disclaimer: **My car is currently clean