1. English is your best and easiest subject.
Cranking out a six page paper in an hour that will receive at least a 'B+' is a piece of cake. 10 math problems though... forget about it.
2. Grammar and spelling mistakes on social media drive you crazy.
I know at one point in time everyone was taught the homophones and the proper use of each... USE THEM CORRECTLY. And for spelling... seriously you have to be way off for even autocorrect not to fix your mistakes. Give it a Google if you're not sure. Please for my sake.
3. You believe in tattoos, extreme hair colors, unusual clothes, and all other forms of self expression.
Because how could you not want every sentence of literary genius or a poem tattooed on your body for you to read every day??
4. You read books by authors other than John Green and Stephenie Meyer.
No offense to these amazing authors but there are other books and authors out there.
5. You follow twitter accounts like The Associated Press and Barbara Walters.
No my account was not hacked, I actually retweeted that myself and it wouldn't hurt you to read.
6. You're obsessed with Social Media, but for other reasons than most people your age.
I find it amazing that today breaking news actually means it is happening right now and you can keep up with it as it plays out. You can literally know anything in a matter of minutes after it happens. Used properly, I see no fault in social media. Also, everyone in the field appreciates social media so your professors are super cool about it.
7. You friends always ask you to edit your friends essays.
And you actually enjoy it.
8. A thesaurus is your best friend.
Said is dead, people!




















