Whether you’re a fan of Chipotle, Qdoba, Las Olas, Margarita’s, or any other Mexican food restaurant, it is undeniable that burrito’s are king. No matter what mood you’re in any particular day, a burrito can simply just lift the whole day up and make it better. Beef, pork, shrimp, chicken, vegetarian, the burrito opportunities are endless. What do you do after a great sports game? Go get a burrito. What do you do when a stupid boy breaks your heart? Go get a burrito. What do you do when you are bored and feel like snacking? Go get a burrito. While my personal favorite will always be Las Olas in Exeter specifically, here are eight reasons why any burrito you could find are better than all boys.

1. Burrito’s are always there for you when you need them.

2. Unlike forgetful young men, burrito’s always smell amazing.

3. You can Netflix and chill with your burrito without any expectations.

4. Boys hate getting their picture taken, but burrito’s are the most photogenic of them all.

5. To be with a boy, it takes time, effort, makeup, a cute outfit, and some insensible heels. Burrito’s love you no matter what you’re wearing.

6. Boy’s can forget to brush their teeth or they eat onions for lunch, wouldn’t you much rather be kissing a burrito.

7. 7. It can get expensive going on nice dates with boys, burrito’s are always the same price ($7.95 at Las Olas) and will never surprise you by being more.

8. A good boy is hard to find, but a good burrito can be found in almost any town, anywhere, never too far away.