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7 Reasons A Half-Eaten Sandwich Would Make A Better President Than Trump

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Ava Bergen

Mar 29, 2016

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7 Reasons A Half-Eaten Sandwich Would Make A Better President Than Trump

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If given a choice between a sandwich and Trump, I would vote for the Sandwich.

1. Unlike Donald Trump, this delectable sandwich has substance and layers beneath the surface.

“You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media write as long as you’ve got a young, and beautiful, piece of ass.”--An actual quote that came out of Donald Trump's mouth.

2. Based on the size of Donald Trump's fingers, this sandwich definitely has more meat (and self-confidence) than he does.

What does "meat" have to do with Presidential ability? According to recent Republican debates, apparently everything:

"[Rubio] referred to my hands — ‘if they’re small, something else must be small.’ I guarantee you there’s no problem. I guarantee."--Trump

Well then.

3. This sandwich is not in the race for its own personal gain; instead, it is willing to be devoured by the will of the people.

Nothing inspires me more than a self-sacrificing sandwich.

4. This sandwich is a proud bipartisan. Though it's divided into two halves, deep down in its sandwich-y soul it knows it's part of a whole.

Unlike Trump, who apparently believes "bipartisan" means "Everyone do as I say".

5. This breakfast sandwich's multi-grain bun is much more attractive than Trump's own headpiece.

Because a human being's worth is directly linked to physical appearance.

"Nobody cares about the talent. There’s only one talent you care about, and that’s the look talent. You don’t give a s--- if a girl can play a violin like the greatest violinist in the world. You want to know what does she look like"-Trump

6. When someone takes a bite out of this sandwich, it does not respond with childish tweets to assert its dominance.

Some excerpts from Trumps lengthy twitter vendettas:

Nope, Trump is not petty at all.

7. In conclusion, this sandwich is not a xenophobic, racist, pathological lying, two-faced, egocentric, misogynistic blowhard. Vote Sandwich 2016!

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7 Reasons A Half-Eaten Sandwich Would Make A Better President Than Trump

#MakeAmericaGrainAgain

1. Unlike Donald Trump, this delectable sandwich has substance and layers beneath the surface.

2. Based on the size of Donald Trump's fingers, this sandwich definitely has more meat (and self-confidence) than he does.

3. This sandwich is not in the race for its own personal gain; instead, it is willing to be devoured by the will of the people.

4. This sandwich is a proud bipartisan. Though it's divided into two halves, deep down in its sandwich-y soul it knows it's part of a whole.

5. This breakfast sandwich's multi-grain bun is much more attractive than Trump's own headpiece.

6. When someone takes a bite out of this sandwich, it does not respond with childish tweets to assert its dominance.

7. In conclusion, this sandwich is not a xenophobic, racist, pathological lying, two-faced, egocentric, misogynistic blowhard. Vote Sandwich 2016!

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The Best Lines from the Fab Four

And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make

The sun is up, the sky is blue, it's beautiful and so are you

Love is old, love is new, love is all, love is you

There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friend

He say, "I know you, you know me", One thing I can tell you is you got to be free

Oh please, say to me, You'll let me be your man. And please say to me, You'll let me hold your hand

It was twenty years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play. They've been going in and out of style, but they're guaranteed to raise a smile

Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see

Can you hear me? When it rains and shine, it's just a state of mind

Little darling, it's been long cold lonely winter. Little darling, it feels like years since it' s been here. Here comes the sun, Here comes the sun, and I say it's alright

We danced through the night and we held each other tight, and before too long I fell in love with her. Now, I'll never dance with another when I saw her standing there

I love you, I love you, I love you, that's all I want to say

You say you want a revolution. Well you know, we all want to change the world

All the lonely people, where do they all come from. All the lonely people, where do they all belong

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends

Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in yesterday

And when the brokenhearted people, living in the world agree, there will be an answer, let it be.

And anytime you feel the pain, Hey Jude, refrain. Don't carry the world upon your shoulders

I'll give you all I got to give if you say you'll love me too. I may not have a lot to give but what I got I'll give to you. I don't care too much for money. Money can't buy me love

All you need is love, love is all you need

Whisper words of wisdom, let it be

Blackbird singing in the dead of night, Take these broken wings and learn to fly. All your life, You were only waiting for this moment to arise

Though I know I'll never lose affection, for people and things that went before. I know I'll often stop and think about them. In my life, I love you more

Obviously the best superpower.

There have been many lessons learned.

1. The importance of traditions.

2. How to be thankful for family and friends.

3. How to give back.

4. What the word "community" really means.

5. That it isn't about the destination, but the journey.

6. The consequences of making bad choices.

7. To trust people, until you have a reason not to.

8. To be welcoming and accepting of everyone.

9. How to be my own, individual person.

10. How to work for what I want.

11. How to be great at giving directions.

12. How to be humble.

13. To be well-rounded.

14. How to be great at conflict resolution.

15. The beauty of getting outside and exploring.

16. To be prepared for anything.

17. That you don't always have to do it alone.

18. How to be creative.

19. To brush off gossip.

I have never been so thankful to know you.

Dealing with the inevitable realities of college life.

Don't freak out

Email the professor

Attend the first class

Keep attending class

Have a backup plan

Remember that everything works out at the end

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