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74 Thoughts I Have While In Target With My Sister

Target without your sister is pointless.

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74 Thoughts I Have While In Target With My Sister
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Ever been sent to Target to get only one thing? My sister and I have.

And like any normal human being, we always leave with more than what we were sent for.

  1. Should we stop at Starbs?
  2. “No, we are here for one thing. We only need toilet paper.”
  3. Should we get a cart just in case?
  4. “Yeah, lets get a cart.”
  5. “THE DOLLAR SECTION!!!!!!!!!!
  6. No! Keep walking.
  7. “But, let me look. I won’t get anything.”
  8. “They have Christmas decorations for only $1… Let’s get something for mom.”
  9. “She gave us her card; it is the nice thing to do.”
  10. Okay only one thing. That’s cute.
  11. Let’s just wander, just in case we pass something we realize we need.
  12. “Yes! Great idea!”
  13. That purse is so cute.
  14. “No, keep walking. You have 20.”
  15. Let’s look at clothes.
  16. I just remembered I need a dress for a party I am going to in 3 weeks.
  17. “Get the black one! It’s cute and you can wear it again.”
  18. Yes, you are so smart this is why I bring you.
  19. “You only brought me because you didn’t want to come alone…”
  20. K
  21. “This is cute, but why is it so giant?”
  22. I think we are in the maternity section…
  23. “Well, this is awkward! Get me out of here.”
  24. “Yes! Shoes!”
  25. No, you have a pair of those in like six different colors.
  26. “I don’t have blue yet though and they match that shirt I just got.”
  27. True, get them.
  28. " Baby Clothes are so cute, but like not for like 10 years.”
  29. Yes. True. Preach it sista.
  30. Baby blankets are so soft. I might get one for myself.
  31. “It’s so small though.”
  32. But it’s so soft. Feel it.
  33. “Holy crap. Get it.”
  34. I wish I wasn’t poor. I would buy everything in this Electronics section.
  35. “LOL SAME.”
  36. Let’s go play with the toys.
  37. “I dare you to press every button in this aisle.”
  38. *Presses every button and runs away*
  39. Work out gear is so cute.
  40. Tennis balls!! Let’s play. Grab a racket.
  41. “We are going to break something.”
  42. *Knocks water bottles off shelf*
  43. “Crap! Let’s get out of here.”
  44. THE CHRISTMAS SECTION THIS IS WHAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF
  45. “Lets buy everything. Mom said she needed new decorations.”
  46. Get those lights.
  47. “Maybe a new sign. Mom loves signs.”
  48. Woah, we need to slow down. We only came here for toilet paper.
  49. “True. Yes. Toilet Paper. Let’s go get that.”
  50. To get there we have to walk past food, so we might as well pick a snack or two out.
  51. “I heard these little crackers were so good. Let’s try them.”
  52. “I need more gum.”
  53. You have like 12 packs…
  54. “Yeah, but for when I run out.”
  55. Smart. Toss it in the basket of love.
  56. *Phone is ringing*
  57. Mom is calling me!! What do I say!
  58. “Tell her we got lost or something.”
  59. I’ll just let it ring.
  60. The wine aisle. OMG this is what heaven looks like.
  61. “No. Toilet Paper.”
  62. Right. Yes. Toilet paper.
  63. “Which toilet paper does Mom even buy?”
  64. Get that one it has like 24 rolls in it.
  65. “Smart. Then we don’t have to come back and go through this again for a while.”
  66. Do we need anything else?
  67. “I think I am out of mascara. Let’s look there before we leave.”
  68. “Mascara is $8?! What the crap is this place?!”
  69. Just put it in the cart, we have mom’s card, remember?
  70. “Oh! Right! In that case, I’m out of eyeliner, too.
  71. *Gets to checkout*
  72. Cashier: “Your total is $47.”
  73. “Oooo mom is going to be mad…”
  74. Nah grab her a chocolate bar, she’ll suck it up.
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