If you are not an American Horror Story fan yet, well something needs to change! And, the new season's theme of hotel did very well of living up to its name. With so much mystery shrouding this season, I am sure many of you had these thoughts while watching:
1. Omg, it's the hotel!!
2. Ugh, those girls' outfits are on point!
3. Wait, what language are they speaking?
4. This hotel is soo art deco, aka old AF.
5. But, like it's kinda cool though.
6. But v creepy. Whoa!
7. Awe. Yay!! Kathy Bates!! Love ya sister friend!
8. Man, those glasses are HUGE!!!
9. No Wi-Fi. OMG DYING!!!!
10. $50 fee for losing your keys . . #tbt to dorm life.
11. Omg creepy lady cleaning up blood from the sheet
12. Twins. Wait, what? Is this The Shining?
13. That bedazzled hand/claw thingy . . . could that be Lady GaGa? Please!!!
14. Smell coming from the bed? Hmm. That's odd. Someone did not clean up. (**So much sarcasm here!**)
15. A stapled together bed? Oh okay, so the only sane thing would be to rip it open, right?
16. OMG SCARY LOOKING DUDE> WTFFF!!!
17. Whoa. This intro is supes coolio!
18. Another room that you never rent out? Hmmm.
19."I'm going to give this place a very bad review on Yelp." HAHAHA OMG LITERALLY DYING!!
20. Omg vampire twins? WTF
21. Wes Bently!!! OMG YESSS!! Hi, gorgeous eyebrows and pristine jawline!
22. EWWW!!!! This crime scene needs to be unseen. (See what I did there!)
23. Eyes and tongue cut out? Whoa. Hella nasty!
24. OMG HE"S STUCK INSIDE HER? EWWW WTFFF!! GROSSS!!
25. Awe, cute father-daughter time! That was a major switch there!
26. SCHMIDT!!! YESSSS!!!!
27. Whoa, v heroin!
28. Wait what was that thing?
29. Drill penis? OMG EWW!!
30. Kathy Bates saying, "Wolf, you're a sight for sore eyes!" YASSS!! You are right, Kathy. Love ya!!!
31. Sarah Paulson, what are you wearing?
32. Can we just forget that whole scene?
33. Wait. We are going back to it? (Covers eyes!)
34. Room 64? Omg you are going to see dead Schmidt! Wait, what?
35. Omg don't lay on the bed! C'mon, Wes, cutie!
36. The twin!!!
37. "Why are we not having sex right now?"
38. That sign was not forward at all. It skipped Netflix and went in straight for the kill! (Get it? Kill instead of chill.)
39. OMG PLEASE LET THIS BE LADY GAGA!!!!!
40. YESS!!!
41. OMG MATT BOMER!!!!! YESSS!! BUT WHY YOU HAVE TO BE GAY IN REAL LIFE???
42. Whoa. So much cocaine.
43. Why are you going back to the hotel with them? You are crazy! They are clearly not up to something!
44. Wait this song is bomb!
45. Whoa. so much sex going on here! Too much to handle!
46. OMG THEY ARE LIKE VAMPIRES!!!
47. Matt Bomer with the claw. Yes!
48. Whoa, Kathy, let those girls go.
49. Ohhh!! They are Swedish!
50. Oysters, chicken livers, and wine. V high class, but v agressive.
51. Sarah Paulson with the win!
52. Run, girl, run! Yo, run outside. Where are you going?
53. SUSHI YUMMMM
54. Wait don't leave your daughter in the car! Better yet, DON"T BRING HER TO THE CRIME SCENE, DUHH!!!!
55. Omg, girl, stay in the car!!
56. Wait, where is Evan Peters in this show?
57. Omg little girl seeing all of that. V frightening!
58. Don't let turn around from your child on the carousel! Everyone knows that! What are you doing Wes? I had such high hopes for you!
59. Dude, close your curtains!
60. The realtor from the first season!! OMGGGGGG
61. Wait, he is hot! Ugh, he is gay too. Dammit!
62. New owner? Huh?
63. MATT BOMER!!!!
64. So that is where she keeps the kids!!
65. Omg the little boy!!
66. Kathy Bates is Matt Bomer's mom! Awe Cute!
67. Whoa. So much drugs!
68. Hotel California. Wow! That was perfect!
69. Omg Lady GaGa, you slay!!
70. WHY ARE YOU GONG BACK TO THE HOTEL, WESSSS?!?!?!?!
