1. "I'm done with excuses."
There's only so many times one can ask their roommate to do something without sounding like a nagging mother. Whether it's taking out the awfully smelly trash or it's as simple as asking your roommate to lock the door so no one steals all your shit, asking the same damn questions over again can be painfully annoying. After a series of stupid excuses, the temptation to dump the trash in your roommate's room becomes very real. 
2. "I can't sink any further."
There are days in college when the shit just hits the fan. You get back an exam grade and it is not a high number, your favorite sweater has a nice hole in the sleeve, you can't remember the Netflix password, and everything keeps going wrong. Then you arrive back to your apartment and your roommate has the audacity to complain about her "B" on her anthropology quiz. At this point, all you want to do is scream " I can't sink any further" in a Meredith Grey type of way.
3. " What are you?"
We have all seen our roommates do some seriously strange shit. We have had those moments when we walk into our rooms and witness a very drunk roommate wearing a dinosaur costume and singing the ABC's in Spanish. In these hilarious yet questionable moments, you really wonder who your roommate is and if they were raised by wolves.
4. "Why?"
Sometimes our roommates share some unnecessary and unwanted information with us. When your roommate comes out of the bathroom and says " something questionable just happened," you want to just yell " Why do you tell me these things." Sometimes, things are just not meant to be shared with anyone.
5. " This beer taste like piss."
Us college kids are used to spending our Friday nights in dank basement parties filled with intoxicated frat boys and girls not wearing enough clothing. Each party is different but they all have one thing in common, the fact that the beer taste like cheap piss. But it's free, so we are all pretty ok with it.
6. "You dick!"
We have all had times where we haven't been exactly getting along with our roommates. Taking your personal crap out on other people happens no matter how hard we try to avoid it. It is particularly bad when you are living with a person who is taking their shit out on you. The only thing you can do sometimes calls them out on it.
7. " Here we go again."
We have all have had our roommates gush about that cute boy from Biology. Then the next day heard about our roommates describe "cute elevator guy" and that "super ripped boy from the gym." Don't get me wrong, who doesn't love to talk about boys but sometimes it just seems like a neverending rollercoaster of fangirling over anyone that shows them just a little bit of attention.
