So... here we are. Summer is officially over, and life as we know it will change once again. One word: COLLEGE.
Yes, the new semester is here, and she's ready to kick ass and take names. I'd advise you to sit down and shut up because how many times do we really want to retake "that" class? I know, I get it, what a bummer that this awesome thing called "summer" can bring a drag of a thing called "school" to ruin all of our hopes and dreams.
So here is a list of 7 things every college student thinks:
- "...but I wasn't ready"
Hey, look, nobody is every truly ready for a new semester to start, but guess what? It's here and it's not going anywhere. Might as well make it your bitch.
2. Oh, this textbook cost $400...guess I won't eat for 2 years
The bookstore is everyones personal hell on Earth. It literally kills you at the thought of spending all the money you don't have on books. But just know this, you are worth more than your textbooks.( P.S rent your books from Chegg)
3. She doesn't even go here
This is for all the students who never come to class until exam days..we see you. Honestly do you think you'll even pass the class?
4. Coffee is BAE
For all you "Starbucks lovers" (pun intended...thanks T Swift) coffee will be and can be your #1. Coffee is the crack of all college students and we aren't ashamed of being obsessed with PSL. Can I get an iced coffee, Trenta plz.
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5. Why in the hell did I schedule 8am classes. every. single. day.
We have all been there at some point in our college career and you can bet your bottom dollar that I didn't schedule an 8 am class because I thought it would be butterflies and rainbows. It never fails that "that one class" you actually need is only available to you in the wee hours of the morning, putting you in the wake of the 8am beast.
6. True or false.. are we positive it can't be both?
You know what I'm talking about. When your teacher is a fan of T/F questions on test and they think it's funny to confuse our brains by making every single question true or false. it's even better when they both sound right and then there you are sweating in your seat because you can't circle T or F when you firmly believe they are both correct.
My advice to you - May the odds be ever in your favor.
7. It's fine..I'll just keep paying my loans off until I'm dead
Literally there is no way getting around college loans. It's the sickest love/hate relationship you might ever be in unless you're a Kardashian and can drop over 8k a year for college. Thanks FedLoan for owning my soul.
