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7 Reasons Why Jordan And JoJo Won't Last

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7 Reasons Why Jordan And JoJo Won't Last

This season of The Bachelorette was set out to be great, mostly because JoJo was the runner-up from Ben's season of The Bachelor that we all felt bad for, but also because 26 mildly attractive guys would be on TV trying so hard to win JoJo over. Of the 26 guys, some were strange, some were insane (...Chad), but some were ideal candidates. JoJo picking the cocky, good looking, ex-jock was not the right move and here's why.


1. He doesn't have an actual career

As if Alex's occupation as "former child" wasn't bad enough, Jordan's description of "former pro quarter back" is pure embarrassment.

2. He loves himself

Any guy who's confidence is that high and ego is that large in a reality dating TV show is a clear red flag.

3. His hair has secrets

It's constantly falling all over his face and (see #2) he doesn't care because he thinks it looks that good.

4. He peaked in high school

When he brought JoJo to high school during his hometown visit and everyone was excited to see him..... red flag.

5. He asked her parents permission to marry her over the phone

PSA, do not do that. Ever.

6. He's insincere

90 percent of the things he says to JoJo must've been from a Google search on "what to say to a girl when you're an ultimate douchebag in order to win a dating show."

7. He soft smiles

Huge red flag. The end.

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