"Hi! I'm Allie, I go to Marquette University."
1. Wow, you must be really smart.
Totalllllllyyyyyyyy.
2. So, you think you're better than me because you go to a private school?
Uhm, clearly I am.
3. So Mommy and Daddy are paying for it, huh?
Girl, I wish.
4. Is everybody as snobby as you'd think?
TOTALLY.
5. Are you from a suburb of Chicago?
NO.
6. Have fun paying that off.
Thanks for reminding me that my housing costs as much as your tuition.
7. So, do you go to church for fun since you can't party?
Clearly, that is the only option.
MU isn't all the glam you think it is. We're normal college students. Trust me.