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7 Questionable And Clearly Millennial Halloween Costumes For 2015

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7 Questionable And Clearly Millennial Halloween Costumes For 2015
"Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it." --Cady Heron (Mean Girls)

This was true in 2004 when Cady Heron said it and it is true now as I reiterate it. Remember when Halloween was all about dressing up as your favorite animal and getting candy? Me neither. I've come across some absolutely terrible costumes through the years, and some I have even worn. Flirty angel? Done it. Promiscuous bat? That too. But have you ever looked through a Party City catalog and just cringed/laughed at the choices we as women have for Halloween? Here are some of the most eyebrow-raising Halloween costumes to hit the market this year. All of these can be found from www.yandy.com

1. Donna T. Rumpshaker

So many thoughts. The description explains that you'll be "Making America Great!" this Halloween. What's next, slutty Abraham Lincoln?

2. The Dress

Be the dress that made everyone hate mainstream culture, and question their sanity.

3. Cecil the Lion

Not entirely sure how I feel about this one. On one hand 20% of the proceeds of this costume go to support global conservation initiatives, but on the other hand you're dressed as a dead lion. You win some, you lose some.

4. Pizza Rat

Why? Sometimes I truly wonder if these Halloween models are content with their careers. I hope so, because I would be content as hell.

5. Minnie Mouse

Please, just stop ruining my childhood.

6. Unicorn

I would absolutely wear this one. You could prance around and charge people with your horns. Why be a lousy horse, when you could be the majestic unicorn. Hop on.

7. Gumball Machine

You should probably reevaluate your life choices if you seriously spend $65 on this.


Happy Halloween!

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