1. You don’t have to shave quite as often. No-shave November is more like No-shave October-to-March. You can only see it in the light, so why does it matter?

2. You don't take 30 minutes to do your hair in the morning. Braided blonde hair looks really good. So when you are in a hurry for class, just do a two-minute braid in order to look put together and polished.

3. Being pale and pasty is okay with light-colored hair. Being tan also looks great, so you really get the best of both worlds.

4. You can act confused when you know you did something wrong. Unfortunately the “stupid blonde” stereotype still exists, so use it to your advantage. Here's an example. Roommate: “Did you break the dishwasher?” Me: “Oh, I was wondering why it was making bubbles everywhere! Oops ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

5. You look younger than you actually are. This might be a problem when you are 20.5 years old and trying to get into clubs, but when you are 25 and getting carded, this will be flattering.

6. You are the highlight of the party. Yellow highlighters are supposedly able to attract your eyes, so you are basically the yellow highlighter in a group of people.

7. Blondes really do have more fun. With everything. You really wouldn't understand unless you were blonde.