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7 Michael Scott Quotes To Get You Through The Rest Of The Semester

Is there ever a bad time to say, "That's what she said??"

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7 Michael Scott Quotes To Get You Through The Rest Of The Semester
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The end of the semester can be a hard time; you're excited to have a summer ahead of you, but a massive amount of final projects and exams stand in your way. These next few weeks may be a bit of a struggle, so here are some quotes from the one and only Michael Scott to motivate you through the rest of the semester.

1. "Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way."

I highly recommend this strategy for essay writing, presentation giving, or basically any kind of communication; it always works out in the end.


2."I am Beyoncé, always."

Possibly the best life advice ever given. Any time you feel your confidence starting to disappear, quietly, but firmly repeat this to yourself. It also helps if you think of others as Michelles and Kellys, with you as the sole Beyoncé. Bow down b*tches.


3. "I'm an early bird and I'm a night owl. So I'm wise and I have worms."

This one I find particularly helpful for when you're cramming hard in the middle of the night and you realize that you won't be able to sleep before your morning class. But it's all good, because you're wise and you have worms.


4. "Do you think that smoking drugs is cool? Do you think that doing alcohol is cool?"

Always a good one to pull out when all of your friends are going out and having fun on the weekend while you're struggling hard with a pile of work.


5. "Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information."

I have not personally tried using this theory in citing an essay, but I'm sure it would work.


6. "I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do."

This could basically be my life motto.

7. "Dwight, you ignorant slut!"

I highly encourage using this as insult on any possible occasion.


In conclusion, when in doubt, Michael Scott it out.

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