1. The Frat Star
They are easy to spot and usually travel in packs. While most of these boys can be distinguished by the letters across the front pocket on their comfort colored t-shirts, others can be spotted wearing anything Southern Tide, Southern Proper, Vineyard Vines, or in some cases, caring a red solo cup. His favorite conversation starter will be, “What did you think about our frat party last night.” It will most likely be followed by, “Have we met before?”
2. The Athlete
These are the typical jocks. They enjoy covering their muscles in all and every piece of athletic apparel their university has given them. These guys have a certain kind of air about them that us N.A.R.P.s (Non-Athletic Regular People) just do not understand.
3. The Bookworm
To him the rambunctious 3rd floor of the library is absurd. He prefers the quiet fourth floor and is the student who arrives to class ten minutes early to get a front row seat. This is the guy you want to be friends with in class, girls.
4. The Outdoorsman
With his Columbia shorts, Chacos and an Eno stuffed in his backpack, he is always game for the adventures that Mother Earth has to offer. Look out girls, with his need for adventure, he will most likely be the guy who almost runs you over with his bike on the concourse (not on purpose, of course).
5. The Country Boy
“Yes ma’am” will be his answer to any question you ask him. He will clonk around in his cowboy boots, open the door for you, and be ready to talk about cattle at all times. If you ever need to find him, he will always be in the Ag building.
6. The “Not Involved In Anything” Guy
This guy can fall into one of two categories: The Stay-In-All-Day-Stay-Out-All-Night Guy or The Stay-In-All-Day-Stay-In-All-Night Guy. He is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you are going to get.
7. The Politician
He lives, eats, and breathes SGA. His wardrobe consists of suits, blazers, khakis, ties, and bow ties. Do not get in his way because he walks around campus ALWAYS on a mission.
