I'm currently writing a screenplay called "A Dog's Life" which is a sequel to "A Bug's Life" but with, like, dogs. See you all at the Oscars.
In order to write this titillating film, I had to do some research, and that research includes finding really, really happy dogs.
Here are seven dogs who are living their incredible lives.
1. Butterfly me to the moon.
Have you EVER seen a more fabulous display of nature? I'll answer that question for you; absolutely you have not. This is it, this is what life is all about. This dog is hanging out with a butterfly and you're sitting on your couch with your jeans unbuttoned eating Ben & Jerry's.
2. Dogz in the Hood.
Dogs in clothing can either be a grotesque human gesture or absolutely adorable. In this case, he's pretty freakin' adorable. He's having such a great day because he is both a) a dog and b) a warm dog. This dog is warmer than you which makes his day exponentially better than yours.
3. Corgially invited to the vacuum party.
Knock knock! It's housekeeping, and I'm here to vacuum your corgi. I don't know about you, but when I have to deal with the vacuum it's usually accompanied by groaning and annoyance. According to this corgi, this vacuum does the opposite of suck.
4. Doggy paddle.
It's mid-November and all of us on the East Coast are jealous of anyone, or any dog, that gets to spend a day in the water. Fun fact: This adorable pup has arthritis and his owner brings him into the water as a form of therapy to help sooth his bones. So basically this dog is having a better day than you because he is in the water feeling good and being held by a person who loves him so much.
5. Dogdelion.
Dandelions are considered the Donald Trump of flowers. They're useless, unattractive, and have no moral fiber, yet people still like them. For example, this dog is sporting the latest dandelion trend and couldn't be happier about it.
6. Do you want a pizza me?
Let's face it, you're about to microwave some cardboard meal before class and you'll probably daydream about pizza the entire time. This lucky pup's day is already exponentially better than yours and you can see it in its adorable face. Bone appetit, amiright?
7. Celebridog.
This dog is living the absolute dream right now. It is currently being coddled by John Krasinski's hands. John Krasinski is also wearing a suit. All I did today was go to class and drink boxed wine. This dog is doing things I could never dream of and that my friends, is why this dog is probably having a better day than you.
