The websites we use every day are said to make up only a small fraction of what's actually out there on the internet. The "Dark Web," the portion of the internet only accessible through specific, untraceable web browsers, typically used to maintain secrecy within the government and to gain internet access in oppressive foreign countries, tends to pool with hacked information, crime and depravity due to its untraceable nature. Here are the cutest canines who make it their home.

1. Roger The Next Incarnation of Christ

This pup runs several web addresses claiming to be the next reincarnation of Jesus. Stating that “modern organized Christianity is a treacherous illusion,” little Roger claims that satanic forces have infiltrated the highest levels of the Catholic Church since the early 1800s. While his statements can’t exactly be proven, we can certainly appreciate his concern for his humans. We admire your dedication, Roger!

2. Buddy The Alien

Found in a series of photos said to be hacked from NASA servers, Buddy is listed as evidence of the federal government covering up extraterrestrials. I hope Area 51 has enough chew-toys for this energetic little guy.

3. Leila The Talking Pup

Has science gone too far? A deepweb whistleblower by the name of “gHOSTrex34” claims that Leila, a two-month-old German Shepherd, is a product of human-dog gene splicing that has made her capable of human speech. What a smart dog!

4. Harry The Cannibal

Harry is a golden retriever and poodle mix, otherwise known as a goldendoodle. Don’t let his sweet face fool you, though, this little punim has posted countless, detailed recipes on how to cook and eat other pups! Guess it really is a dog-eat-dog world out there.

5. Fifi The Psychoactive Hallucination

Fifi’s sweet face comes to us from a website run by an MK-Ultra survivor. She was identified after being sketched by multiple subjects who underwent drug-induced, psychedelic journeys. Is she a complex Jungian archetype? A higher dimensional being? Or even god? Only one thing is for certain: she’s a very good dog.

6. A Monster

Nope. Not even gonna address what this one did. I hope they put him away for life. Still cute, though.

7. Rover The Dark Web Hit-man

Need someone to disappear? If you’ve got the bitcoins and some Milk Bones then he’s your man. Rover here is the cutest assassin on the Dark Web. He may not finish the job but he’ll definitely ruff, ruff, ruff ‘em up