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7 Christmas Sweaters You Need In Your Life

Just a few ideas for your next ugly Christmas sweater party.

Kori Haubrich
Dec 08, 2015
Western Washington University
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It's finally December, which means it's finally socially acceptable to bring out your hideous Christmas sweaters! If you don't have an ironically (or un-ironically, no judgement) ugly Christmas sweater just yet, or if you're looking for a new one to add to your collection, look no further. I've found blank ugly sweaters you need in your life.

1. Bernie Sanders "Feel the Bern" Christmas Sweater

For all the Bernie Sanders fans out there, this "Feel the Bern" sweater is an essential. If you like a more subtle Christmas sweater, but just extravagant enough to get some envious eyes, than here's the sweater for you. #Feelthebern even during winter!

2. Happy Birthday, Jesus, Sweater

Detail wise, this sweater is pretty simple. There aren't any mismatching patterns, or even Christmas trees on it. But I can guarantee with this sweater, you'll be the talk of the party or the talk of the church.

3. Ho Ho Ho Sweater

This one's for the folks who want to make a statement. Whatever that statement may be, wear it proud. This sweater has a lot going on. Christmas trees, snowmen, Santa hats -- what more could you need?

4. Crazy Cat Lady Sweater

The sweater speaks for itself, really. Cats wearing Santa hats. And bows. And bells. For all the Christmas/animal loving folks, this is your sweater.

5. Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal Sweater

You can't go wrong with "Home Alone." If for some reason you haven't seen the movie, do yourself a favor and check it out right now. This sweater is the perfect balance between subtle and loud. The minimal detailing, combined with the giant words taking up most of the sweater, makes for a Christmas sweater anyone can pull off.

6. Drake "Hotline Bling" Sweater

I know when those sleigh bells ring. This sweater is a masterpiece.

7. 3D Christmas Sweater

Saving for the best for last, ladies and gentlemen. This is more than just a sweater. This is art. You can literally have a stuffed moose sticking out of your sweater. This is for the riskier Christmas sweater fanatics. But I can't see a single regret in purchasing this. Not that I'm totally buying it for myself right now. Definitely not.

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