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7 Boys I've Encountered on Tinder

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7 Boys I've Encountered on Tinder
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Oh, Tinder. What a wonderful way to meet terrible, hormonal boys. They're all so different, but all the same on so many levels. Here are some type of guys I've met:

1. The Gym Rat

He is extremely buff and loves working out. He'll probably love going to the gym more than going to hang out with you. His profile picture is probably a mirror picture at their local gym.

2. The Reunion

This is the boy from high school. You probably never spoke to him before. If you two match, it's most likely just because he knows you or he's just trying to get into your pants.

3. The Future Guy

He's actually a guy you've never met before or have seen once or twice before at a party. Once you formally meet and remember that you've matched with him on Tinder, your mind will be blown, and sometimes think "Oh, you look nothing like your pictures".

4. The Hotel

This one's a weird one. In some guy's bio, you'll see them rate themselves from one to five stars. They'll say the rates are from other girls, but it's really just them trying to make themselves look better than the really are.

5. The Pick-Up Line

This is the guy you actually match with. You think he's a great guy.. until he actually introduces himself and hits you with a terrible pick-up line. Most of them involve trying to get with you.

6. The Switch-A-Roo

He's also a great guy who you match with. This one doesn't hit you with a pick-up line though. It's a great conversation, and you give him your number and snapchat. But he just ends up adding your snapchat and asking for nudes.

7. The Fake ID

His bio says he's 21, but he's actually 18. Enough said.

These are only just a few types of guys on Tinder. There's many, many more. Out of the 200 matches I've had, there's only one thing those guys are looking for, and it's not a relationship. I probably should delete my Tinder, but I just love seeing what type of stupid boys there are out there. Maybe I'll meet my one on tinder anyway.

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