- For always replying to my texts, all 15 them at once, at two in the morning, probably all about the same thing.
- For editing my pictures before I post them. Your VSCO skills are remarkable.
- For letting me address you by the most hideous nickname ever. It sounds nothing like your actual name but it’s funny.
- For actually responding to the name Gayle.
- For putting up with me complaining about the same guy over and over, and not getting annoyed with me when you gave me the same advice every time.
- For breaking the news to me that the same guy cheated on me (LOL).
- For helping me realize he was not even that cute anyway.
- For telling me I’m way prettier than the girls he cheated on me with, even if I’m not.
- For letting me make you a fake Tinder account. You’ve gotten, like, eight super likes this week, BTW.
- For letting me borrow your entire outfit for the Toby Keith concert.
- For always letting me borrow your clothes, come to think of it.
- For being cool that we don’t have separate wardrobes anymore.
- I promise you’ll get them back eventually. You know laundry isn’t my thing.
- For coming into my life at the perfect timing. I can’t imagine what my senior year would be like without you.
- For agreeing to go on diets with me.
- But then driving me to a cookout an hour later.
- For not laughing at me when I say “we’ll start tomorrow” after downing a whole tray.
- For always letting me have a bite of what you’re eating.
- Actually, for accepting I’m going to take a bite anyways when you’re not looking.
- For letting me use your shampoo and conditioner, even though Redken is super expensive.
- And for letting me use your razor too. It’s not that disgusting if you don’t think about it.
- For hating the same people I hate.
- For letting me see the social media of the girl that has me blocked.
- For stalking the same girls as me and sending me the screen shots saying “I hate myself.”
- For running all of my errands with me.
- And making them so much more fun and fattening.
- For sitting with me for almost three hours while I get my hair done.
- And for not talking me out of cutting all of my hair off.
- For agreeing to go to the same university as me.
- And also agreeing to be my roommate.
- But most importantly, pretending we can actually survive together for a year since neither of us have cleaned our rooms since we met.
- For agreeing to go to a 1975 concert with me even though you don’t know their music.
- But making the best of it and not complaining once.
- For just being there for me.
- And always giving the best advice.
- But never getting mad at me for not taking it.
- For not screenshotting the hideous Snapchats I send you. You could have some serious blackmail on me.
- For not posting the picture that you look great in, but I look hideous in.
- For always liking and retweeting me, even if it’s not that good of a picture or tweet.
- For always making room for me in your day.
- And your bed <3.
- For your family accepting me like I’m one of their own.
- For always letting me use your pool, too.
- Actually for always having me over. I should probably start paying rent.
- For sharing Pinterest boards with me.
- For not getting annoyed when you wake up to notifications that I pinned 70 things to our college board.
- For letting me laugh at you when you are legitimately scared because of an episode of "Pretty Little Liars."
- For liking and hating the same people as me on "The Bachelorette."
- Let’s be honest, Robbie is a whiner and looks like he’s wearing a bump-it, and Jordan is just too hot.
- For planning which Kendra Scott necklaces we buy so we can share them and have options.
- For jamming out in the car with me to “No Hand’s” by Waka Flocka.
- “Girrrrllll drop it to the floor I love the way yo booty gooooo.”
- For grabbing the wheel when I start dancing too hard.
- For always having my back, no matter how stupid I can be.
- For being my chauffer because I’m either too lazy to drive, or I’m too broke to fill up my tank.
- For not judging me when I show up with an oversized T-shirt, norts and greasy second day hair.
- Then agreeing to change for me because you look too cute.
- For being so chill about situations I’m so not chill about.
- For planning future captions with me and writing them down so I won’t forget them.
- For actually liking my party playlist.
- And acknowledging that I’m going to play it even if you don’t.
- For being my boyfriend.
- And attempting to set me up with your boyfriend's friends.
- For feeling the same exact way about all of these things.
- And most importantly, for pretending that you actually read all of this when I send it to you.
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
