Everyone says that working on wait staff is easy. "You take drinks, get orders, and serve food! How hard can it be?" Waiting on others might be easy in the skills department, but the physical ease of the job is supplemented with an incredible hardship called "customers." Here's a list of 63 thoughts you've probably have if you've ever worked as a member of the wait staff.
1. Okay, ready to go, gonna make some money, lets do this.
2. Is my boss ridiculously pissed today or is it just me?
3. You saw that too right?
4. Okay yes, she's real pissed.
5. Don't poke the bear today, noted.
6. Wow, its slow today. This is nice.
7. Fuck where did all of these people come from??
8. Ah, yes, please, sit only in my section.
9. Do you really not see the completely empty dining room?
10. "Hi there! What can I do for you today?"
11. What the hell was that voice?
12. Okay, two Pepsis, an ice tea, and a Cabernet.
13. Two Pepsis, an ice tea, and a Cabernet.
14. Two Pepsis, an ice water, and a Cab.
15.No, an ice tea.
16. Ice water?
17. Fuck.
18. I'm gonna get an ice water because I'm pretty sure that's what they said.
19. Nope that's definitely not what they said, now I gotta take this back and get a new one.
20. No, its not sweetened, did you need sweet tea?
21. Literally there's sugar packets on the table.
22. "Sure, I'm so sorry I didn't hear you right, let me fix that!"
23. This is why I hate people.
24. "Okay are you ready to order??"
25. "No, take your time!"
26. If you sit here longer, I wont have to deal with more people.
27. "Alright, are we ready?"
28. Okay she knew what she wanted. Good job. I approve.
29. Yes sir, please, take five minutes to finish deciding, but don't let the rest of your table order in the meantime.
30. Okay, put these in the computer then go and get the next table.
31. Wait- what did I come back here for?
32. Whatever I'll go bus some tables.
33. FUCK I forgot their order.
34. Put the order in. Put the order in. Put the order in.
35. Okay now bus.
36. What is that man doing.
37. Are you really....
38. He is waving his coffee cup in the air for a refill.
39. Put your hand down are you shitting me right now?
40."Decaf or regular?"
41. Well sir, I don't remember what you had last time so maybe you could be polite and tell me.
42. No? Still being a dick?
43.Okay, that's cool, I hope you wanted decaf and this will keep you up all night.
44. Food!!! Now they'll stop bothering me.
45. Ope, think again.
46. Dessert?? Why not.
47. No sir, if you ate half of it and didn't like it, you don't get a refund.
48. Please just take your check and leave.
49. Where did all my pens go????
50. Found one!
51. Doesn't work.
52. Okay if they write hard enough it will.
53. Good enough.
54. "Here's your check, have a great night!"
55. Pls leave so I can go home
56. Everyone is gone? I'm done? Finally.
57. So close, my guy, here's a table of four at 6:57!
58. *Dining room closes at 7*
59. How badly do I need this job?????
60. Oh they're looking I guess you're stuck now.
61. They're gone!
62. Now I get to go home!
63. Side work? Ugh.
