When God made the world, his plan was pretty simple, ya know? Beautiful, green world with a few men and women that will make use of all of the earth’s resources and live happily.
Unfortunately, what he didn't do is explain to those people where that “happiness” needs to come to a halt. I mean, had he tutored them well, the concepts of siblings might not even exist. Exciting, right?
A lot of us have been blessed with at least one brother or sister, and no matter how much you may fight and momentarily despise each other, you cannot imagine your life without them. They are the friends you didn’t get to choose but are the friends that are the dearest to you.
Now it is true that they're almost always picking up an argument with you, annoying you, throwing your things around, losing your stuff, etc., etc… But you know? Be kind to them. Life must be hard for the socially disabled. They don't understand the highly difficult concept of having manners. Help them.
Siblings are these amazing kind of animals (not pets) that have somehow landed up in the cities, and you just have to love them. No option. So, if you too have a sibling you love and hate with all your heart, get ready 'cause I have done a great job of segregating them into categories! Below are the 6 different types of siblings people have, find which one yours falls under (or you fall under).
1. The baby
The baby is that one child who is NEVER. AT. FAULT. As per your parents, there is absolutely nothing that he/she can possibly do to harm anyone or anything. Now there can be a situation where that kid might have even killed the grandma in your neighborhood but naaahhh, in your mom's words: "My baby Micheal has got to be the best baby in the world! He ain't doing nothing like that, he is my child!!!"
Okay then.
2. The example-setter
This is the category of all of those ridiculous siblings who have become a gem for your parents. They get perfect scores in school, are captains of football teams, work out and eat healthily, and guess what? They even attend all family functions and dance with your dad's 4th cousin's neighbor's daughter's aunt's cat with maximum enthusiasm, making you look super useless, super.
3. The sneaky little brats
You know exactly the kind I'm talking about here. These are those maniacs that have the purest reputation in town (I'm talking holy water pure, mind you). These are believed to be those gifts from God, no jokes. In reality, though? They are the evilest ever. They are complete brats who somehow know how to talk their way out of every problem and make you believe how innocent they are.
4. The third parent
Congratulations if you have one that falls into this category. In my experience, these are generally the elder ones in the house. No matter what you do, they make it a point to have a say in it. I mean, what will you ever achieve without their expert opinions, right?
From giving advice to making you clean their rooms and bossing you in and out, they do all the fun stuff.
5. The snitch
The worst kind of siblings, I swear to God. There's not much explanation needed to describe them. They somehow hate that you have a life, beware of them. Period.
6. The bully
It doesn't take a lot for you to cry. All you gotta do is walk into your bully's bedroom. They give you all the assistance you need thereof. Watching you squeal and scream gives them a kind of pleasure no one can ever describe. They are easy to please because you are easily irritable.
Our siblings have made our lives complete. The memories, inside jokes, fights, secrets, and each and everything that you share with them (yes, even your clothes) needs to be cherished forever. Tell them you love them when the time's right. Chances are, you will all grow up really soon and might not be as present in each other's lives anymore. Or, you know, maybe they'll just use the restroom for too long and then you'll not love them anymore. Who knows.
