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6 Signs That You Hate Valentine's Day

Here are 6 of many signs that you hate this ridiculous holiday...

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6 Signs That You Hate Valentine's Day
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Valentine's Day is one of most irrelevant holidays that is celebrated during the year. Chocolates are being stocked up and perfume is being sold anywhere you could think of. Why is Valentine's Day even a thing? Why does it make others feel like lonely cat ladies? Well here are six signs to look out for so you can self-diagnose Valentine's Day hatred:

1. You cringe every time you see the colors pink and red during February.



2. You cry every time you walk into Target and see their Valentine's Day sign at the beginning of your shopping trip, and then you just end up a mess.


3. You wish Valentine's Day was like how it was back in elementary school, and all you had to do was fill out My Little Pony cards and stick a piece of candy through it.


4. You end up stuffing your face with chocolates in heart-shaped boxes you bought for for yourself while watching "Sex and the City."


5. You vomit in your mouth as you pass by jewelry and department stores with Valentine's Day sales.


6. You sit in front of the window as you pour artificial rain down it because you have so much time for self pity because you are alone.

We are all really Patrick Star when it comes to this "holiday"





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