If you find yourself in the deepest corners of the library on a Tuesday night and you see a girl wearing a tye-dye shirt and jeans, listening to Matchbox Twenty on full blast, you may have encountered my friend Corey. She’s one of the best people you’ll ever possibly meet, yet she has one single problem...she’s single (and ready to mingle.)
She’s looking for a charming, young man who can support her dreams and aspirations. “You don’t need roses to win my heart, I just need any type of food. That’s about it really.” She’s into tall, dark, and handsome guys, but nothing too over-the-top.
So if anyone reading this is still interested to learn more, here are 6 reasons why you should date my friend Corey:
1. She has good music tastes.
Whether you’re into country or rap, Corey will take your shitty music tastes and replace them with critically acclaimed musicians including Rob Thomas, Ariana Grande, Maroon 5, and more. She’s a music fanatic at heart and spends most of her days listening and obsessing over her music.
2. She’s straight-edge.
Contrary to the majority of college students, Corey is a straight-edge girl who never “freaks the heck around” with alcohol and drugs. This means that when most college girls are puking their guts out after a long night of heavy drinking, you can find Corey in her room, sober, and always doing something productive.
3. She’s a straight-A student.
She’s the type of girl your parents would love and approve after getting a glance at her grades. She’s always hardworking and dedicated when it comes to her studies.
4. She’ll watch Disney movies with you.
While most girls would choose The Fault in our Stars or The Notebook for a movie date, Corey on the other hand will be happy to watch Disney movies with you. Everything from High School Musical to Camp Rock, she’ll probably force you watch them all at some point.
5. She cares about her friends.
Another reason that Corey is an amazing candidate to date is her amount of love for those she cares about. She’s the girl that everyone goes to with their problems and she almost always makes them feel better.
6. Her makeup skills are “on point.”
Whether she’s in the mood for thick eyeliner or not, Corey can pull off some amazing makeup skills. She never wears too much or too less and most days she looks flawless.
Fun Facts:
- She’s played the clarinet for eight years.
- She knows the soundtrack to all three High School Musical films.
- She’s double majoring in Cinema & Screen Studies and Journalism.
- The Great Gatsby is her favourite book.
- She enjoys long walks on the beach.
- She loves wearing tye-dye.
- Her dream job is to work for Buzzfeed.
