No, this is not about a single female around the holidays moping about being the fact that she is single. This can relate to anyone, single or taken. A bed is a glorious thing, especially when you can come home from break to it, or go back to school to your three-inch foam mattress pad. Heart eye emojis all around when the thought of being in bed comes up. A bed is a bed, and is also way better than humans.
1. They don't care if your leg are not shaven.
This reason more so relates to females, sorry, but do guys understand the tedious act of shaving legs? My bed understands. My bed will certainly not tell me that I am prickly.
2. They won't make you get out of bed when you're hungover Saturday morning.
My bed is not going to try and drag me out of it when I just want to die wrapped around my comforter. Is that really that bad? My bed will be more than happy to comfort me back to health.
3. You can change the way it looks without it being morally wrong.
One of the biggest controversies with dating is when one significant other tries to change the other into some version of what they think is better, physically and emotionally speaking. Morally, this is a huge no-no in the dating world. However, if I want my bed to have purple sheets instead of the blue floral ones it's currently wearing, it doesn't care, and neither would anyone else!
4. It will ALWAYS be there after a long day.
We have all been there after the longest day of the longest week of your life and all you want is to lay in bed and forget the world. Your bed will be waiting for you, always.I say be there in the sense of my bed does not have work, or school, or sports, or other activities they need to participate in. They are there for me and for me to slump in.
5. They won't judge you when you're going on your 7th hour of Netflix.
Binge watching a show on Netflix is a necessity for someone to commit at least once in their life. However, binge watching a show on Netflix in bed is a more than a definite must. A bed will value your time lounging in it, they definitely won't say "OMG you're still watching Dexter?!" or even "get out of bed! Let's go to the gym." You both appreciate the art of Netflix in silence.
6. Just the feeling of comfort you get climbing into bed.
I would like to think that everyone knows what feeling I am talking about. Where you crawl into bed, pull your sheets up to your neck, and just sigh out of pure bliss. Ahhhhhhhh.
I would like to confirm a few thoughts you all might have had while reading this article. Yes, I do understand the concept of a bed being an inanimate object. Yes, I understand comparing inanimate objects to humans is a tad absurd. No, I am not in my bed as much as you think I am. Yes, I still love people. Yes, I shave my legs normally and yes, I binge watch Netflix in bed more than I should.
