Everyone's brains are jumbled around finals. If you want a brain-jumbling book to read, I recommend "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy." The quotes in this list may not make much sense, but don't panic. The book is kind of like that too.
1. When the days begin to blend together: "It must be Thursday. I never did get the hang of Thursdays" said Arthur Dent when he learns that the world will end. Arthur's had a rough day. His house is getting torn down for a new road... And so is Earth for basically the same thing.
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2. When you have to fluff that paper "A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have" The towel is a useful and psychological item in the book. It can supposedly convince hosts that the hitchhiker has other toiletries and supplies that he simply "lost" and they'll supply out of kindness (dimwitted and misplaced sympathy). Maybe we can convince grades from professors the same way... Yes? No? Worth a shot.
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3. When you want to just give up "Six pints of bitter. And quickly please, the world's about to end" All that homework. All that studying. Required extra events for sports, art, theater, music, etc. Drinks are needed (legally you rascals!) or the world might just implode on you.
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4. When tension rises and people on the dorm floor yell for no good reason "There was a terrible ghastly noise" I always find that every semester, someone doesn't understand that 24/7 quiet hours means that they have to keep it down that whole time. Believe me hooligans that like screaming while I study, I will find you, and I will tell you to be quiet..... Then the R.A. shows up and they get written up anyway
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5. When you realize you know you got three questions wrong and why "There was a terrible ghastly silence" We've been there. Certain things in life get specific silences: sudden, shocking things, things you know are coming, but still surprise you because they're so extreme.
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6. When you're finally... FINALLY done "Don't Panic" The most important message of the book series. Don't Panic is the main idea of Htichhiker's as Douglas Adam's message to readers is the universe is random, unfair, and all the seemingly big stuff really isn't even anything to write home about. Physics breaking scientists meet, and the most exciting part is seeing a part boy who is president.
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