You wake up one day -- you don't even think about it -- and BAM! The first thought that comes to your mind is, "I need a haircut." Then, you get up and look at yourself in the nearest mirror, as to confirm that thought. "Yup, I need a haircut." After that, you get dressed and go to your hairstylist and, without thinking, you tell them: "Cut it all off, free me!"
Most girls go through the same phases when regarding a haircut, though some think about it before they do it while others do it without a thought. What they all share in common is the following cycles as they anxiously wait for the hair they cut to grow back fast.
Phase 1: I love it.
I love my new hair, I honestly feel so free. I don't have to do anything to my hair now. I don't have to think of which hairstyle I'm going to wear today because my hair is not at all bothering me. I'm honestly so free. I feel great about this new hairstyle!
Phase 2: Eh...
Well, I'm still sort of glad I got this haircut. It had been the best decision, honestly. It's alright, though I wouldn't mind if it started growing a bit. It's getting kinda annoying having the same hairstyle everyday.
Phase 3: Maybe if I pull it, it'll grow again.
OK, why is it taking so long? I miss my long hair. Why can't it grow faster? (Googles ways to make hair grow faster). I didn't sign up for this -- but I did. If I'd known it'll take so long I wouldn't have cut it so short.
Phase 4: When it's a little bit longer.
My head looks so round. Oh god, my cheeks are being heightened by this length. Why did I put myself through this. If I ever decide to cut it this short, please slap me. What should I do to not make it so noticeable? (Puts it in a braid or small bun.) Please grow faster!
Phase 5: When it grows to the length it was before haircut.
God, I love my hair. Why did I even decide to cut it? Honestly, that was a stupid decision. So what if I get hot? I can always put it up. I'm never cutting my hair again. Nope, never. I love my hair. Keep those scissors away from my hair! I love you and I'm never cutting you again.
A few months later...
Phase 6: Hm, I'm bored.
I think I need a haircut. My hair is honestly getting to long. Yeah, that's it, I'm cutting it. I won't regret it, I honestly really want to cut it. I'm doing it and nothing can stop me. I'm so excited for this new haircut. (Goes to hairstylist.)
And so the cycles repeats itself and never ends.
