College majors essentially decide what you're doing to do for the rest of your life but there's something so basic, so oddly stereotypical about them. We, the internet, first realized this during the rise of the STEM major memes, followed by the theatre majors and English major memes (arguably my favorite meme period of the 2000s). Since then, we've compared college majors to alcoholic drinks, novels, emojis, and designer bags (probably, I haven't personally seen that comparison but I'm sure it exists). Thus, I bring you: college majors as couples!

1. Engineering

This is the couple that's attached at the hip, yet one of the people (hint: it's the major, not the student) in the relationship is unnecessarily domineering and demanding. They always need to know where the other is, what they're doing, who they're with- even though that's rarely the question because they're always together. Did you have friends, a social life, and hobbies before this relationship? Not anymore!

2. PreMed

Everyone kind of thinks these two might have gotten married at the end of high school and told no one because the wedding was actually just signing the documentation at City Hall- practical and quick. They had exactly one glass of champagne each, pecked each other on the lips, and went to bed at exactly 9:30 PM because they both had a long day at the hospital the next day. They spend the rest of their lives married but rarely see each other. Also, they have those plastic covers on all their couches like your grandparents do except they're only 30.

3. Art

These two take typical aesthetic pictures of each other at museums. Their hair is a new color every week, sometimes matching and sometimes not, and they're usually stoned.

4. English

They swear their love can conquer mountains and drain rivers and that it's as eternal as the night sky but have y'all actually been on a date together? Do you like to go to chipotle for lunch sometimes? Relax, Dickens, go text your S.O. a meme.

5. Accounting

These guys are high school sweethearts that swear they're going to make it but they've been on and off ever since they started dating. It's common knowledge that they're sleeping around and no one is even sure if they like each other. But, they snapped a picture of themselves together last Monday that said "my forever baby" with like three hearts on it, so it must be real.

6. Theatre

This couple is summed up in one word: Duets.