As I am sure many of you have heard, Twitter is considering upping their character limit for posts from 142 characters to a whopping 10,000 characters per post. This announcement has left the world in confusion as we wonder, is this a good thing or a bad thing? The twitter we all know and love will definitely be much different with this adjustment. If you’re wondering what on earth you would possibly tweet to take advantage of this newfound freedom, fear no more because I have some ideas for you. Here is a list of the most annoying tweets you can post to fully exploit this new feature.
1. The lyrics to your favorite song. Literally all of the lyrics.
Why just tweet your favorite line when you can now just copy and paste the whole entire song from a lyrics website? It can get pretty hard to pick just one line from a song you’re in love with. Obviously, this would get super annoying for other people to read, but maybe it could teach them to appreciate some good music. Diehard fangirls everywhere rejoice.
2. The entire script to your favorite movie.
If the lyrics to one measly song aren't enough for you, how about just post the entire script for your fave movie? This one may have to be broken up into a few tweets, but this shouldn't bother you if you actually feel like doing this, considering the fact that you obviously don’t care if you’re annoying people. I saw a tweet that urged others to tweet the entire script of the "Bee Movie" that literally made me LOL. It would only take six tweets to cover the whole thing, so that’s not too annoying, right? Wrong.
3. That irritating rant you were going to post on Facebook
This new character count would probably urge the ending of the Facebook rant among millennials. Or, even better, it will allow you to share your rant with an even larger audience by posting it on both, which is totally what we need. Nothing says "I really want attention" like a good old rant. The next time you get annoyed at the Walmart cashier, feel the need to let everyone know your political views, get angry at your ex, or decide to publicly discuss some other controversial topic, you maybe have the opportunity to make sure everyone sees it.
4. Start a twitter fight equipped with longer roasts
Ah, the twitter fight. For those unaware, the twitter fight is a way for high schoolers to call each other out and argue without actually being face to face as a stereotypical high schooler would be expected to do. These conflicts are usually started with a subtweet (tweeting something about another person without specifically saying it is about them). This new character count would be greatly appreciated by whiny teens who would now be able to post long responses in their fights about how they “Can’t believe you think you have the right to talk about me”, only to later respond by saying they “don’t have time to read your novel lol” to end the fight.
5. Post the recipe to your favorite meal that you actually just stole off of Pinterest
Okay, I might actually appreciate this one.
6. Brag about yourself and how fake nice you are
Facebook is already plagued with these types of posts. The ones where people describe how they did a good deed by paying for the person behind them in line about Starbucks or gave money to a homeless person. This makes it totally obvious that they only did the good deed to post about it, not because they’re actually nice. If twitter establishes this new, longer character count, we will all now have the opportunity to be witness these posts even more often.
Just don’t do it, Twitter. Don’t ruin our blissful timelines full of cute animals, world star fight videos, and Kylie Jenner with these visual eyesores. I’m begging you.
