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50 Things I’d Do Before Voting For Hillary

#NeverHillary.

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Hillary Clinton is a CRIMINAL. If you vote for her, you are voting for a criminal who collaborated with Donald Trump in an attempt to become president. Shame on you if you vote for her. Write Bernie in, vote Jill Stein or vote Gary Johnson. If you vote for Trump, you are voting for Hillary. They are working TOGETHER. They were great friends before this election cycle. You really think they stopped being friends because of the election? This was a business deal for Trump and a coronation for Hillary Clinton if we allow it. I will not vote for Hillary and neither should you. Here are 50 things I would rather do than vote for Hillary Clinton.

50. Inhale a tank of Regis Philbin’s breath.

49. Share a drink with Charlie Sheen.

48. Listen to Nickelback for a week.

47. Let a blind person choose my outfit.

46. Tackle Adrian Peterson without pads.

45. Try to explain a Sarah Palin conversation to Harvard Students.

44. Retake Calculus.

43. Listen to Stacey Dash talk about Black Lives Matter.

42. Experience child birth (I’m a dude).

41. Allow my youngest sister to shave my head…… With a chainsaw.

40. Sit in a steaming hot room of people who don’t wear, or forgot to put on, deodorant.

39. Put another screw in my ankle.

38. Eat a brick.

37. Watch "Twilight."

36. Bathe in Tobacco spit.

35. Eat a cheese doodle from under a fat guy’s chest.

34. Snort Ajax.

33. Invest in blockbuster.

32. Get rid my cell phone.

31. Never use the internet again.

30. Get a prostate exam.

29. Like every single one of my ex’s photos on every form of social media.

28. Play kickball with a beehive.

27. Compliment Donald Trump’s hair.

26. Say “Hillary Clinton” three times in the mirror late at night in the dark.

25. Become a literal piece of sh*t.

24. Dye my hair green permanently (I hate green).

23. Eat an onion.

22. Drink fracking water.

21. Wear a watch.

20. Give Louie Anderson a sponge bath.


19. Watch every movie that Keanu Reeves ever appeared in.

18. Delete my entire music library and replace it with Justin Bieber songs.

17. Pluck ever single hair from my body with a tweezers.

16. Watch Fox News.

15. Let Paris Hilton correct my papers.


14. Fill my house with sand then clean it up with a broom.

13. Read a book written by Sarah Palin then summarize it.

12. Stop watching sports.

11. Sit in a tub of used needles.

10. Let my mom be my wingman.

9. Take a bath in the arctic waters.

8. Go to an Eagles game with Giants gear.

7. Live in a tent every winter.

6. Vote for Donald Trump….. LOL jk.


5. Put my tongue on a spoon that has been in a freezer.

4. Eat a horse (Calm down animal lovers. It’s a joke).

3. Let Kim Kardashian explain quantitative easing to me.

2. Try to find someone that loves themselves more than Kanye West loves himself.

1. Vote for Bernie Sanders #FeelTheBern! or Jill Stein #JillNotHill.

#TheStruggleContinue #NeverHillary #BernieOrBust


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