The new trailer for "Captain America: Civil War" just came out a few days ago. I might have watched it over and over when I first realized it was released. I might have freaked out because this is going to be the biggest superhero movie of all time. Well until the next "Avenger"'s movie.
Anyway, watch the trailer yourself. Next, read the thoughts I had while watching it. Then go pre-order your tickets. You are welcome!
1. Holy sh*t.
2. I am so excited for this.
3. This music is so dramatic and it is perfect.
4. Why is Captain America being so gloomy?
5. I am glad they are finally acknowledging all the massive destruction in these movies.
6. Like at least 12 buildings fall every Marvel movie.
7. Oh hey, Scarlett Witch.
8. Tony Stark is being a prick, per usual.
9. I would think that him and Capt. would have been reversed on this issue...
10. Woah, go back.
11. What is that emerging from the water?
12. New S.H.I.E.L.D. HQ?
13. Woah.
14. Black Panther making an entrance.
15. Tony has a new toy.
16. Next.
17. Damn.
18. Is he dead?
19. Jk. You know he is not.
20. Insert dramatic head lifts from different parts of the movie.
21. Two more months.
22. I feel like this trailer is all about Iron Man and Captain America.
24. Blah.
25. Now we are talking!
26. Scarlett Witch VS. Vision.
27. And there's Hawkeye!
28. Didn't he kind of retire?
29. Hey Ant-Man!
30. Gotta love Paul Rudd.
31. More CA and IM...
32. Ahhhhhhhhh.
33. Ultimate superhero showdown!
34. Wait.
35. I have to pause and see who is exactly on each side.
36. One team: Captain America, Hawkeye, Scarlett Witch, Winter Soldier, Ant-Man and Falcon!
37. Next team: Iron Man, Black Widow, Vision, Black Panther and War Machine!
38. What the.
39. This is so epic it hurts.
40. And Iron Man is totally outnumbered!
41. Sigh.
42. This is going to be so freaking good.
43. Cue movie title.
44. OMG. OMG. OMG.
45. Is that web being slung on Captain's hands?
46. It is freaking Spider-Man.
47. He lands and looks up.
48. "Hey everyone."
49. He sounds so young.
50. This is amazing.
51. I still cannot believe Sony let Marvel have the rights back for this movie (and several others).
52. Maybe I will forgive them for what they did to Kesha now.
53. Kidding.
54. May 6.
55. How many days is that away?
56. Did I just piss myself?
57. Giddy as f*ck.