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56 Random Thoughts Every College Girl Has When Starting The Semester

Syllabi, cute boys and starting class marks the beginning of the semester for college girls everywhere.

Chloe Jones
Sep 28, 2015
Clemson University
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56 Random Thoughts Every College Girl Has When Starting The Semester

Starting classes can be stressful and exciting. Every college girl has thought at least one of these random thoughts while starting classes this week:

  1. Should I look cute today, or will that look like I'm trying too hard?
  2. I should probably dress cute just in case there’s a cute boy in class.
  3. Maybe the cute boy will notice me and ask me out.
  4. Maybe not on the first day, but our love will blossom as the semester goes by.
  5. Oh there’s a roster for my class, let’s Facebook stalk everyone.
  6. No cute boys so far.
  7. OH WOW, HE’S HOT!
  8. Class starts in 10 minutes I should probably go in.
  9. Is this the right room?
  10. Maybe I should check my schedule one more time...
  11. Okay awesome, I was right.
  12. But what if it's awkward and someone weird sits by me?
  13. Maybe I should go in last so I can pick what weirdo I sit by.
  14. Okay, just wait like 5 more minutes...
  15. Omg, there’s Hot Guy! I need to sit by him.
  16. START SPEED-WALKING.
  17. Almost there…
  18. NOOOO, DON’T SIT BY HER.
  19. LOVE ME, NOT HER!
  20. Ugh, maybe another hot dude will come in.
  21. Where’s the professor? It's, like, literally the first day and he’s late?
  22. Okay wow, he came in literally on the dot.
  23. Roll call time.
  24. HOT GUY’S NAME IS BLAKE!
  25. I forgot I already knew that from stalking...
  26. This syllabus is literally way to drawn out.
  27. I’m not going to cheat blah blah...
  28. ONLY TWO ABSENCES WHAT?!
  29. What if I get like the Spanish flu and I have to miss a whole week????
  30. Okay, probably not likely but two absences is just ridiculous.
  31. Now we’re doing name games? WE ARE NOT FIVE.
  32. When does this class even get out?
  33. BLAKE JUST LOOKED AT ME! AHHHH.
  34. Pretty sure we are dating now...
  35. Blake and me forever <3
  36. I’ll just play hard-to-get and never look at him.
  37. This professor seems pretty cool.
  38. Okay jk, he turned the page on the syllabus.
  39. EIGHT ESSAYS?! WHAT EVEN IS THIS CLASS?!
  40. Ohhh eight homework/essays.
  41. Hopefully he’s an easy grader.
  42. Okay 10 more minutes in class...
  43. Are we just going to sit here and play another teaser thing?
  44. Can we just leave?
  45. ACTUAL WORK ON THE FIRST DAY, ARE YOU KIDDING?
  46. Now, I’m sad.
  47. AND HOMEWORK DUE TONIGHT, WHY?!
  48. Ugh, college is hard.
  49. Wait, it’s like the first day...I got this.
  50. *George Lopez voice* I GOT 'DIS.
  51. Okay class is finally over.
  52. Maybe Hot Guy will sit by me on Friday.
  53. *Fingers crossed*
  54. Oh wait, I have like two more classes to go to.
  55. Hopefully, I’ll make study friends in all of my classes.
  56. This semester is going to rock.
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