Ah, my favorite time of the year, Bachelorette season! On this season of “The Bachelorette,” we get to watch JoJo fall in love, and probably watch a lot of grown men fighting like teenage girls in the process. Join me on this journey of watching the most dramatic season of “The Bachelorette” yet. Here are some thoughts you all know you were thinking too while watching the season premiere.

1. I’m so excited to waste every Monday night watching this all summer.
2. This Ben and JoJo montage is making me very sad. God Ben, I loved you but why you gotta play JoJo like that?
3. Damn right JoJo it is your turn to find love, you’re going to kill it.
4. I love this former bachelorette talk, all the former Bachelor’s/Bachelorette’s should have a reunion show.
5. HA. I’d regret having sex with Nick on national television too, Kaitlyn.
6. I’ll admit it, I have a girl crush on JoJo. She’s absurdly beautiful.
7. HEYYYY Chris Harrison, America missed you.
8. Jordan Rogers, stop standing in the rain it’s depressing.
9. Holy S***, Alex you are one fine looking man.
10. Since when is “Bachelor Superfan” an occupation?
11. Christian wakes up at 3:30 to go to the gym. Way to make me feel lazy, dude.
12. So what I’m getting out of Luke’s monologue is that he is basically a mini Chris Soules.
13. Bring on the men!!
14. Jordan, props to you for keeping the first entrance simple and cute, I’m rooting for you.
15. Grant, maybe next time don’t bring up the guy who broke her heart, but what do I know?
16. Robby brought her a bottle of wine and chugged it out of the bottle with her, that’d be love at first sight for me and every other college girl I know. He’s a keeper JoJo. I think your mom would agree too.
17. Alex and JoJo would make the most attractive couple and the most beautiful children. Please get married.
18. Chad has this too-cool-for-school act going on and I’m not a fan.
19. Daniel made a “Damn Daniel” joke and I wont lie I LOL’d.
20. Aw, James wrote her a song. All of these guys are so adorable.
21. “Half Scottish below the waist” does anyone know what that means? I’m lost.
22. Santa, it’s like March in California so how are you not sweating your ass off right now?
23. “I mustache you a question but I think I’m going to shave it for later,” that’s a dad joke if I’ve ever heard it.
24. “I give you permission to squeeze my balls,” do yourself a favor and just get back in the limo.
25. How is hipster an occupation?
26. Chad, nothing that I’ve seen about you is impressive yet either. Go home.
27. I wonder how much Wells paid for that acapella group.
28. Luke and the real life unicorn, Coconut are definitely leading the pack in entrances.
29. Dear Alex, if you and JoJo don't work out: Call me ;)
30. Jordan and JoJo are basically the new Kaitlyn and Shawn B.
31. That kiss was more awkward than my first kiss (which was in middle school.)
32. Now that kiss between JoJo and Jordan…
33. Every time Chris Harrison walks into the room I can literally feel the tension through my TV screen.
34. NO CHAD, YOU SHUT UP.
35. Ok sorry, but I really hate you Chad. I’ve got a bad feeling about you.
36. JoJo's ex-boyfriend’s name is Chad. And now this d***, his name is Chad. No one good in the world is named Chad.
37. Don’t fall for Chad’s bulls***, JoJo. Stick to the hot marine Alex or Jordan, or literally anyone else but him.
38. Now Chad is talking smack about Ben?! You’re dead to me, Chad.
39. JoJo and Daniel’s conversation is more awkward than when this happened:
40. Damn Daniel, back at it again with the awkwardness. He just went from 0-100 real quick.
41. “We don’t want weird mojo for JoJo,” what is up with all the dad jokes tonight?
42. When did everyone get to drunk?
43. Why does everyone keep bringing up her heartbreak from Ben? Do you really think she wants to be reminded of that tonight? Boys are stupid.
44. If I had a dime for anytime someone called JoJo “beautiful” tonight I could pay my college tuition.
45. Luke got her cowboy boots? Goodness gracious JoJo, you are a very lucky gal.
46. “Olivia got the first impression rose last season and she got left on an island,” I’m LOL-ing.
47. So someone tell me, is there a purpose for Jake Palveka being here other than for the producers entertainment?
48. Chad, I'm so over you.
49. Wait, the guys are leaving and the sun is up, did this rose ceremony last all night?
50. See you next week JoJo! Xoxo can’t wait to watch the hottest cast ever compete for your love in the most dramatic season of “The Bachelorette” yet.