Below describes the life of an average college student through a unfiltered stream of consciousness. As you will note, the tone changes from "this is the best time of my life!" to "I hate this so much, I want to go home NOW." in a matter of minutes. In this article, you will see this transition at least three times. Also, Mom, I was told this is normal, so don't worry. I'm fine at least 70% of the time, and with out further adieu, here are 50 crazy college thoughts.

1. *Hears alarm go off* I still have twenty minutes until class…. I can sleep for another 10 minutes.

2. SUGAR ME TIMBERS IM LATE TO CLASS! *Runs then jogs because you think you look stupid then remembers your late so you start running again*

3. *Sits down in class* Did I just say sugar me timbers? That’s not even how it goes.

4. *Talking to self* You’re a mess.

5. Okay focus. You’re paying A LOT of money to learn this crap.

6. Wait… did I read the wrong section? I did. I read the wrong section. I’m failing this class now. It’s over. Just give me the F.

7. Lol jk I read the right section*does little victory dance*.

8. Okay I’m done with this.

9. IT'S ONLY BEEN 30 MINUTES? Smh.

10. *Insert happy tune and sings to self* Food, food, food I want food.

11. Pay attention. 12. Yay class is over! 13. Now I need to find people to have lunch with.

14. Cool, they actually answered my texts this time. Let's go to the caf.

15. *Sings in head while feeling like a superstar walking through campus*

16. It’s so busy here. And there isn’t even anything good.

17. WASTE OF MEAL SWIPE. We’re going to the other place for dinner.

18. Ugh, I don’t want to go to class again.

19. *Sings sad song in head and trudges to class, then starts to fast walk because you realize you're late again*

20. Okay, class two. Let’s go.

21. *Head bobs* WAKE UP YOU CAN DO THIS! Remember the debt.

22. This has nothing to do with this class, why are we even talking about this?

23. Why did he give us a five-minute break when there’s only 15 minutes left in class?

24. *La la la* Oh, it’s time to leave? Fastest fifteen minutes ever!

25. Score! I’m done for the day! Let me go back to the room.

26. *Opens door* This room is a mess! Why did I leave it like this? Oh yeah, it’s because I was late. Let’s straighten up then I’ll do my homework.

27. *Puts hands on hips* all clean.

28. OMG WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN AN HOUR?! I’ve done nothing productive yet *starts to panic a little*.

29. *Sits down at desk* OK, let me bang out this work then I'll have the rest of the night free.

30. *Thirty minutes later* OK, read half the chapter. I guess it’s okay to check my phone now.

31. Oh, look my friends want to go to dinner now! OK, I’ll finish up when I get back.

32. *Broods to self* I can’t believe I’m going back to the caf. They owe me big time.

33. *Walks into buffet and sees whole row of baked potatoes* * Dies on inside* I LOVE THE CAF!

34. *Laughs and enjoys this fabulous dinner with fabulous people* Of course I want to hang out with you after this! I don’t have class until 10 tomorrow! I have plenty of time!

35. I love my friends!

36. *Walks up to door of dorm* Does anyone have their ID? I don’t. What do you mean you don’t? How is it possible that none of us have our cards to get into the building?

37. *Waits outside for someone else who lives here to come let us in* I hate my friends.

38. This elevator is taking forever to get here. There are only three floors.

39. WE ALL CAN’T FIT IN THIS ELEVATOR!

40. *Casually sniffs armpit* Ew, now I smell from being squished into an elevator.

41. Let’s hang out in the common room!

42. Woohoo! These people are so much fun!

43. Oh God, what do you mean it's 10 p.m.? I have done nothing!

44. OK, I’ll shower then work, shower then work.

45. *Walks into bathroom* This place is gross. I need to start showering right after they clean.

46. *Dies on inside because you can't sing in the shower and your life is meaningless without your nightly concerts to yourself.*

48. Starts work.

49. *Feels self losing consciousness...*

50. *Wakes up to alarm and sees laptop on bed and papers on floor* OH, NOT AGAIN! I’M LATE TO CLASS!