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50 Thoughts I Had About The Killer Clowns

I'm done with 2016.

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50 Thoughts I Had About The Killer Clowns

As I'm sure many of you already know, there is apparently a killer clown epidemic in America. Yes, that is right. Killer clowns. As if clowns weren't already horrifying as is. Clowns have reportedly been spotted all over lurking in woods, roaming college campuses and just being creepy. There have been reports of the clowns luring kids into woods and kidnapping them, chasing kids, scaring people and even threats. Some of these "killer clowns" posted on social media stating they were going to kill and kidnap students and teachers. The post has since been removed.

This whole situation is pretty scary and weird. As all of this talk about clowns has been going on, thoughts have popped into my mind. Here are the thoughts I have had since I first began to hear about America's new killer clown phenomenon.

1. Wait, what?

2. This is a joke, right?

3. Are you serious?

4. Why would someone even start this?

5. What is wrong with the world?

6. They went after kids? Talk about nightmares.

7. Why would someone want to join in on this?

8. Especially when people are getting arrested.

9. First of all, how ridiculous is it that our world has come to people dressed as clowns getting arrested.

10. Gotta love America.

11. If I saw a clown I don't know what I would do.

12. That is really creepy.

13. Wait, THEY'RE ACTUALLY KILLING PEOPLE?

14. A CLOWN STABBED A TEENAGER?

15. NO WAY.

16. Honestly, what the heck?

17. Why did people make clowns so much scarier than they already were?

18. I really want to know who started this.

19. This is not funny at all.

20. Why would you honestly make threats about murdering high school students and teachers?

21. There are seriously some messed up people in this world.

22. I have a bad feeling about this.

23. I feel like more bad things are going to happen with this.

24. Maybe clowns are going to be banned.

25. Wait, what about Halloween?

26. Oh my gosh Halloween is going to be a disaster.

27. If people dress up as clowns there are going to be problems.

28. If I had a kid, I don't know if I would let them go out if this whole creepy, killer clown thing was still going on.

29. I don't know if I would even go out.

30. Low key scared to walk around campus now.

31. What if I see a clown?

32. What do I do?

33. Low key feel like I wouldn't care if they came at me.

34. I'd probably cry, but like, if they're gonna kill me just do it.

35. It would get me out of midterms.

36. Crap, I have to study for midterms.

37. Yeah, wouldn't be mad about not having to take midterms because I was attacked by a clown.

38. That'd kind of be a cool story.

39. What am I saying right now? Is this honestly what being a college student has come to?

40. I have pepper spray so don't worry, no clown is going to be dumb enough to mess with me.

41. Some idiot is sitting in their room cracking up right now that they got the entire nation to freak out about clowns.

42. If these clowns really are that dangerous though why are people searching for them?

43. If you hear there is a clown sighting near you, you don't go out and look for it.

44. YOU RUN.

45. AND GET AS FAR AWAY AS POSSIBLE.

46. If someone told me they saw a clown I wouldn't be like, "Really?! Whoa want to go look for it?"

47. People are crazy.

48. This whole situation is crazy.

49. Kim K got robbed, there are killer clowns... what has this world come to?

50. I'm done with 2016.

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