Winter break is such an enjoyable time. Relaxing, eating, sleeping -- nothing gets better than that. But going back to school means going back to working, stressing and thinking. Since I really don't want break to end, these are a few of the things I would rather do than go back to school.
1. Eat dog food for the rest of my life.
2. Smell like asparagus.
3. Wear the same pair of socks everyday.
4. Read books backwards.
5. Only breathe through my mouth.
6. Never cut my fingernails.
7. Jump on one leg for three miles.
8. Wash my hair with fish eggs.
9. Have forty three frogs as pets.
10. Keep a raccoon in my car.
11. Only take math classes.
12. Only watch silent movies.
13. Leap frog to class.
14. Dye my hair blue with orange highlights.
15. Only wear pink and brown camo.
16. Never get my eyebrows waxed again.
17. Own a cat.
18. Wear a snake as a necklace.
19. Only eat with a butter knife.
20. Only drink room temperature milk.
21. Eat coffee grounds.
22. Not be able to see the color purple.
23. Meet Kylie Jenner.
24. Not know how to spell my name.
25. Only speak in malapropisms.
26. Not know the difference between "your" and "you're."
27. Wear a clown wig everyday.
28. Greet everyone with, "Hello sunshine, looking good."
29. Only eat pistachio ice cream ever again.
30. Grow chest hair.
31. Have braces again.
32. Repeat 2016.
33. Not remember a single "Parks and Rec" episode.
34. Eat frozen broccoli dipped in peanut butter.
35. Only own WWE Raw fanfare.
36. Only have 2 toes (1 on each foot).
37. Throw up on national TV.
38. Refer to myself in the third person for the rest of my life.
39. Eat bananas without taking off the peel.
40. Never drink coffee again.
41. Never eat mayonnaise again.
42. Carry a marble in my belly button for 3 months.
43. Star on Disney Channel's "Dog with a Blog."
44. Have a tail.
45. Listen to Iggy Azalea.
46. Run in Crocs.
47. Just run.
48. Drink an entire bottle of Pepto-Bismol.
49. Get a lip tattoo.
