Boys... Can't live with them, can't live without them. Or can you?
Here are 50 things that are indisputably better than the entire male population.
1) Puppies
2) Naps
4) Chipotle
5) Shopping
6) Margaritas
7) Oversized T-shirts
8) "Class is canceled" emails
9) Good grades
10) Rom-Com's
11) Rainbows
12) Netflix
13) Swimming
14) Vacation
15) Summer nights
16) Concerts
I'm still going because boys are...
17) Spontaneous road trips
18) Ice cream on a hot day
19) Ice cream on any kind of day
20) Cookies
21) Tacos
22) Freshly shaved legs
23) Looking tan
24) Morning skinny (y'all know what I'm talking about).
25) Starbucks
26) When your skinny jeans actually fit
27) Sale items
28) Free stuff
But wait... THERE'S MORE
29) Good music
31) Taking your bra off after a long day
32) Sweet tea that's actually sweet
33) Jap Tree's green sauce (Shout out to Nac).
34) Clean sheets
35) Cold pillows
36) Hot laundry
37) A clean room
38) Pretty flowers
39) Smell goods (things that smell pleasant).
40) Freshly threaded/waxed eyebrows
41) A new set of nails
And the list keeps going...
42) Finishing a whole sleeve of Oreos
43) Doughnuts
44) Pizza
45) Sushi
46) Chick-Fil-A
47) Movie nights with your best friends
48) New car smell
49) Working out (LOL JUST KIDDING)
50) Pizookies (Pizza + cookie)
I'm going to go ahead and stop at 50 because...
The overall lesson is that most boys suck, whether they intend to or not. SO, when you find one who treats you well and makes you happy, never let them go.
