50 Things That Are Better Than Boys
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50 Things That Are Better Than Boys

"Girls go to college to get more knowledge, boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider"

50 Things That Are Better Than Boys
Maddie Stiles

Boys... Can't live with them, can't live without them. Or can you?

Here are 50 things that are indisputably better than the entire male population.

1) Puppies

2) Naps

4) Chipotle

5) Shopping

6) Margaritas

7) Oversized T-shirts

8) "Class is canceled" emails

9) Good grades

10) Rom-Com's

11) Rainbows

12) Netflix

13) Swimming

14) Vacation

15) Summer nights

16) Concerts

I'm still going because boys are...

17) Spontaneous road trips

18) Ice cream on a hot day

19) Ice cream on any kind of day

20) Cookies

21) Tacos

22) Freshly shaved legs

23) Looking tan

24) Morning skinny (y'all know what I'm talking about).

25) Starbucks

26) When your skinny jeans actually fit

27) Sale items

28) Free stuff

But wait... THERE'S MORE

29) Good music

31) Taking your bra off after a long day

32) Sweet tea that's actually sweet

33) Jap Tree's green sauce (Shout out to Nac).

34) Clean sheets

35) Cold pillows

36) Hot laundry

37) A clean room

38) Pretty flowers

39) Smell goods (things that smell pleasant).

40) Freshly threaded/waxed eyebrows

41) A new set of nails

And the list keeps going...

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42) Finishing a whole sleeve of Oreos

43) Doughnuts

44) Pizza

45) Sushi

46) Chick-Fil-A

47) Movie nights with your best friends

48) New car smell

49) Working out (LOL JUST KIDDING)

50) Pizookies (Pizza + cookie)

I'm going to go ahead and stop at 50 because...

The overall lesson is that most boys suck, whether they intend to or not. SO, when you find one who treats you well and makes you happy, never let them go.

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