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50 Things I Would Rather Do Than Vote For Donald Trump

I'd rather do anything.

Dallas Strong
Jul 06, 2016
Alexandra Lascano
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50 Things I Would Rather Do Than Vote For Donald Trump
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I would rather an ape be President of the United States than Donald Trump, however, it seems our only choices may be Clinton or Trump. So here’s a list of 50 thing I would much rather do than vote for the one and only Donald Trump. Here's to hoping Bernie pulls through!

  1. Throw my phone into a river
  2. Have to live without Netflix
  3. Be eaten by a lion
  4. Delete my Twitter
  5. Be eaten by 100 lions
  6. Go on a diet
  7. Get back together with my ex
  8. Let Freddy Krueger sing me a lullaby
  9. Never eat Taco Bell again
  10. Work at Sonic for the rest of my life
  11. Date my BFF
  12. Join the KKK (Never mind they already endorse him)
  13. Wear Crocs
  14. Be straight
  15. Clean the hair out of my shower drain (I could make him a better wig if I did this).
  16. Never buy another lipstick
  17. Have leggings never be invented
  18. Walk a mile on Lego’s
  19. Re-elect Bush
  20. Let Martha have more ghost children
  21. Get lice
  22. Tear my ACL
  23. Listen to Nickelback
  24. Talk back to my mom
  25. Have Shonda Rhimes write my life story
  26. Drink bleach
  27. Never wear a matching bra and panties
  28. Kiss all of my relatives on the mouth
  29. Only be allowed to wear boy shorts with skinny jeans
  30. Clip Bilbo Baggins' toenails with my teeth
  31. Live in the Ice Age
  32. Only be allowed to watch Tom Cruise movies
  33. Use a port-a-potty
  34. Call the doctor myself
  35. Stub my pinky toe on the corner of the table
  36. Take chemistry again
  37. Major in English
  38. Sleep with pigs
  39. Step in horse poop
  40. Be Rick-Rolled every time I click a link
  41. Pluck Voldemort's nose hairs
  42. Be hit by a truck
  43. Watch the "Minions" movie
  44. Only be able to use my middle school email
  45. Do my eyeliner perfectly on one side and always mess up the other eye
  46. Have thin eyebrows
  47. Get a Minion tattoo on my forehead
  48. Anything
  49. Make a list of things I’d rather do than vote for Trump
  50. Vote for Hillary
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