‘Twas the night before finals…
Let’s all admit that we’d rather do literally anything other than study for finals. Here are 50 things that I would rather do than study for one more second.
1. Step on a lego.
2. Watch a “Keeping up with the Kardashians” Marathon.
3. Give up Pizza.
4. Get another Rhinoplasty.
5. Break the heel on a brand new pair of heels.
6. Let my boyfriend do my eyebrows.
7. Workout at the gym without headphones.
8. Sit in an ice bath.
9. Pour hot sauce on my tongue.
10. Not sleep for two weeks straight.
11. Listen to Mariah Carey’s 2014 performance of “All I Want for Christmas is You” on repeat for 24 hours.
12. Teach Bruce Jenner how to use a tampon.
13. Fit a queen sized fitted sheet on a king bed.
14. Join a sorority.
15. Pluck my eyelashes out.
16. Go to the airport the week of Christmas.
17. Start my period in white pants.
18. Third wheel my best friend and her boyfriend.
19. Eat mayonnaise straight out of the tub.
20. Have an 8 a.m. Friday class.
21. Get stuck in southbound I-77 traffic on a Monday morning.
22. Cheer on the Patriots.
23. Consume an entire bottle of Miralax.
24. Chew gum from underneath a school desk.
25. Eat soggy, leftover salad.
26. Take a cheese grater to the face.
27. Stand next to a Victoria Secret model in a bikini.
28. Compare asses with Khloe Kardashian.
29. Attend a Hillary Clinton rally.
30. Scald my tongue with coffee.
31. Willingly swim in shark infested waters with a bloody arm.
32. Get hit in the ankle with a razor scooter.
33. Be allergic to my new puppy.
34. Name my first child “Blue Ivy.”
35. Get tackled by JJ Watt.
36. Get a root canal.
37. Take the SAT again.
38. Major in Math.
39. Make a sandwich with the end pieces of the bread.
40. Watch all eight Harry Potter movies with no bathroom break.
41. Watch Chris Crocker’s ‘Leave Britney Alone” Youtube video.
42. Drop out of college.
43. Listen to the mixtape a guy gave me outside of Walmart.
44. Go to a Taylor Swift concert.
45. Get chased by Michael Myers.
46. Live in an American Horror Story Episode.
47. Give away all my eye shadow palettes.
48. Have my phone volume on when I try to take a sneaky picture.
49. Listen to Iggy freestyle.
50. Lick a gas station gas pump handle.
