1. If I wear a flannel with Norts to class will it look stupid?

2. I haven’t showered in three days. Like at all. Not even a monkey shower.

3. I forgot to brush my teeth this morning but I found a mint.

4. OMG, we should totally go on a trip to Colorado over break.

5. OMG, we should totally go on a trip to Chicago over break.

6. OMG, we should totally go on a trip to New York over break.

7. We never went on our trip.

8. My group project makes me want to kill someone. Who cares about soil erosion?

9. Why does the room smell like guac?

10. He keeps snapping me like I’m gonna snap back but I’m not gonna.

11. I’m gonna go print stuff. If the printer freaking works this time.

12. Can I borrow your tennis shoes? Actually, I’m already wearing them.

13. Can I use your Naked palette? Are you sure? You can say no.

14. I’ll vote Democrat before I vote Trump.

15. Wanna lay in bed and watch "The Office?”

16. Wanna go to the store later? I need some shiz.

17. Ugh, we’re out of Sleepytime tea.

18. You know who I haven’t thought about at all lately?

19. I’m just so tired I literally can’t do anything. I’m so weak.

20. Should I nap now or later? I already napped once today.

21. I have a stalker in my Comp 2 class. No, seriously.

22. I saw him when I was in line for food so I couldn’t even get food because I was avoiding him. That’s messed up.

23. Did you think my text was funny? I thought it was funny.

24. I saw (insert name here) on campus. He totally avoided eye contact with me it was so awkward.

25. What the heck does the star mean on Snapchat? I Googled, it but I can’t figure it out.

26. Wanna go to the library later? I need to get stuff done.

27. Do you have headphones I can borrow? I lost mine and yours just block out all the noise.

28. What do you think he means by this? Why would he even say that?

29. My professor hates me. I can tell. It’s because I’m not liberal.

30. I wish I could go but I have turbo kick at 5.

31. My linguistics class is actually really interesting.

32. Wanna take a personality quiz?

33. There’s chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream in the fridge. I already had some, but I’ll get more with you.

34. What’s for dinner tonight? Please say something good.

35. Come take this quiz, it tells you your future husband’s name.

36. Make my Insta caption funnier.

37. Should I straighten my hair this weekend?

38. Let’s go on a walk later.

39. I think I’m posting on Insta too much.

40. I can’t eat that I’m doing a cleanse.

41. I might be a little chubby, but I have dang good eyebrows.

42. Look what my dad texted me.

43. Are we going out this weekend?

44. Let’s have a chill night I’m tired of going out.

45. What’s the weather like outside? Is it like leggings weather?

46. That laundry smells so good. What kind of detergent did you use?

47. I got so many steps in today. I beat my challenge.

48. Will you pick me up from class in the Red Steed?

49. Do these boots look too fall-eager? Whatever I’m wearing them.

50. My focus right now is 100. I’m listening to Beethoven.