50 Quotes From 'Buffy The Vampire Slayer' That Keep On Slaying

50 Quotes From 'Buffy The Vampire Slayer' That Keep On Slaying

If you say these quotes don't make you laugh or cry then you are lying!
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1. “I may be dead, but I’m still pretty. Which is more than I can say for you.” – Buffy Summers (Season One).

2. “Cordelia, your mouth is open, sound is coming from it. This is never good.” – Buffy Summers (Season Two).

3. “I just want to be alone and quite in a room with a chair and a fireplace and a tea cozy. I don’t even know what a tea cozy is, but I want one.” – Buffy Summers (Season Three).

4. “Oh! That’s my skirt! You’re never going to fit in it with those hips. We have to kill them.” – Buffy Summers (Season Four).

5. Harmony, when you tried to be head cheerleader, you were bad. When you tried to chair the Homecoming committee, you were really bad. But when you try to be bad… you suck.” – Buffy Summers (Season Five).

6. "They were supposed to be my light at the end of the tunnel. I guess they were a train.” – Buffy Summers (Season Six).

7. “I don’t know what’s coming next. But I do know it’s gonna be just like this – hard, painful. But in the end, it’s gonna be us. If we all do our parts, believe it, we’ll be the one’s left standing. Here endeth the lesson.” – Buffy Summers (Season Seven).

8. “Well, when I’m with a boy I like, it’s hard for me to say anything cool or witty or at all. I can usually make a few vowel sounds, and then I have to go away.” – Willow Rosenberg (Season One).

9. “Well, I like you. You’re nice, and you’re funny, and you don’t smoke. Yeah, okay, werewolf, but… that’s not all the time. I mean, three days out of the month, I’m not much fun to be around either.” – Willow Rosenberg (Season Two).

10. “Strangely, I feel like staying at home… and doing my homework… and flossing… and dying a virgin.” – Willow Rosenberg (Season Three).

11. “I mean, you men. It’s all about the sex! Your find a woman, drag her to your den, do whatever’s necessary just as long as you get the sex. I tell you men haven’t changed since the dawn of time.” – Willow Rosenberg (Season Four).

12. “A good Sunnydale rule-of-thumb? Avoid white-skinned men in capes.” – Willow Rosenberg (Season Five).

13. “I can kill a couple of geeks all by myself. But, hey, if you’d like to watch… I mean, that’s what you Watchers are good at, right? Watching?” – Willow Rosenberg (Season Six).

14. “I’m talking! Don’t interrupt me! Insignificant man. I am Willow. I am death. If you dare defy me, I will call down my fury, exact fresh vengeance, and make your worst fears come true. Okay?” – Willow Rosenberg (Season Seven).

15. “I don’t handle rejection well. Funny, considering all the practice I’ve had, huh?” – Xander Harris (Season One).

16. “I’m sorry, but let’s not forget that I hated Angel long before you guys jumped on the bandwagon. So I think I deserve a little something for not saying ‘I told you so’ long before now. And if Giles wants to go after the, uh, fiend that murdered his girlfriend, I say, ‘Faster, pussycat, kill, kill.” – Xander Harris (Season Two).

17. “Well, it’s just good to know that when the chips are down and things look grim, you’ll feed on the girl who loves you to save your own ass.” –Xander Harris (Season Three).

18. "Just because you’re better than us doesn’t mean you can be all superior.” – Xander Harris (Season Four).

19. “You should never hurt the feelings of a brutal killer. You know, that’s, uh, that’s actually some pretty good advice.” – Xander Harris (Season Five).

20. “I love you, Willow. I love crayon breaky Willow and I love scary veiny Willow. So if you’re gonna end the world, you’re gonna have to start with me!” – Xander Harris (Season Six).

21. “What do you think happened? Another demon woman was attracted to me. I’m going gay! I’ve decided I’m turning gay. Willow, gay me up. Come on, let’s gay.” – Xander Harris (Season Seven).

22. “A vampire isn’t a person at all. It may have the movements, the memories, even the personality of the person it took over, but it’s a demon at the core. There is no halfway.” – Rupert Giles (Season One).

23. “I’m leaning towards blind panic myself.” – Rupert Giles (Season Two).

24. “For god’s sake, man, she’s eighteen! And you have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone. Just have at it, would you? And stop fluttering about.” – Rupert Giles (Season Three).

25. “Since the picture you just painted means that I will never touch food of any kind again, you’ll just have to pick it up yourself.” – Rupert Giles (Season Four).

26. “Well, I’m a hair’s breath from investigating bunnies at the moment, so I’m open to anything.” – Rupert Giles (Season Six).

27. “Buffy, what you said, it flies in the face of everything we’ve ever… every generation has ever done in the fight against evil. I think it’s bloody brilliant.” – Rupert Giles (Season Seven).

28. “Now, I know you haven’t been in the game for a while, mate, but we still do kill people. Sort of our raison d’etre, you know.” – Spike (Season Two).

29. “She wouldn't even kill me. She just left. She didn't even care enough to cut off my head, or set me on fire. I mean, is that too much to ask? You know? Some little sign that she cared? It was the truce with Buffy that did it. Dru said I'd gone soft - wasn't demon enough for the likes of her.” – Spike (Season Three).

30. "Got to hand it to you, Goldilocks. You do have bleeding tragic taste in men. I got a cousin married to a regurgitating Froglocsteem that's got better instincts than you.” – Spike (Season Four).

31. "Face it, white bread, Buffy's got a type, and you're not it. She likes us dangerous, rough, occasionally bumpy in the forehead region. Not that she doesn't like you, but sorry, Charlie, you're just not dark enough.” – Spike (Season Five).

32. "Well, isn't this usually the part where you... kick me in the head and run out, virtue fluttering?" – Spike (Season Six).

33. "With all the rubbish people keep sticking in my head, it's a wonder that there's room for my brain." – Spike (Season Seven).

34. "Oh, I don't know. Looking in the mirror every day and seeing nothing there...it's an overrated pleasure.” – Angel (Season One).

35. "Passion. It lies in all of us. Sleeping, waiting, and though unwanted, unbidden, it will stir. Open it's jaws, and howl. It speaks to us, guides us. Passion rules us all, and we obey. What other choice do we have?" – Angel (Season Two).

36. "Sorry about the chains. It's not that I don't trust you, it's... Actually, it is that I don't trust you.” – Angel (Season Three).

37. "Look I know you find me attractive. I've seen you looking at my breasts.” – Anya (Season Three).

38. “Of course it did. It always does. Seen a thousand relationships. First there's the love and sex, then there's nothing left but the vengeance. That's how it works.” – Anya (Season Four).

39. "I'm just so excited. They come in, I help them, they give us money in exchange for goods, you give me money for working for you. I have a place in the world now. I'm part of the system. I'm a workin' gal.” – Anya (Season Five).

40. "Anya, promise to love you, to cherish you, to honor you, uh, but not to obey you, of course, because that's anachronistic and misogynistic and who do you think you are, like a sea captain or something?” – Anya (Season Six).

41. "Wow, it's like, one second you were this klutzy teenager with false memories and a history of kleptomania, and then suddenly you were a hero. A hero with a much abbreviated life span.” – Anya (Season Seven).

42. "You gotta give me something to do. There's no way I'm sleeping. Don't you need anyone dead? Or maimed? I can settle for maimed.” – Faith (Season Three).

43. "Anyway, for real now, I'm gonna ask you something, and you gotta promise you'll be honest and not spare my feelings just 'cause I could kill you. You promise?" – Faith (Season Four).

44. "Every guy's got some whack fantasy. Scratch the surface of any granola type, dude, naughty nurses and horny cheerleader.” – Faith (Season Seven).

45. "She still thinks I'm little Miss Nobody. Just her dumb little sister. Boy, is she in for a surprise.” – Dawn Summers (Season Five).

46. "You don't want to be here with me. You didn't want to come back. I know that. You were happier where you were. You want to go away again." – Dawn Summers (Season Six).

47. "You know, I honestly don't think there's a human word fabulous enough for me.”- Glorificus (Season Seven).

48. "Buffy, I'm just a guy. Granted, a cool and sexy vampire fighting guy, but still." – Principal Wood (Season Seven).

49. "We don't know much about them except for they're very ugly, and they're very mobile for blind people.” – Andrew (Season Seven).

50. "And I wonder what possible catastrophe came crashing down from heaven and brought this dashing stranger to tears?" – Drusilla (Season Five).

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What Your Hogwarts House Says About You

Get yourself sorted and find out where you belong in the world of witchcraft and wizardry.
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Sorting at Hogwarts is a big deal. Being sorted into a house is essentially being placed into a family while you are away from home learning about witchcraft and wizardry. Your house is made up of the people you will live with, go to classes with, play Quidditch with and everything in between. You basically spend 24/7 with them. Your Hogwarts house is your home away from home.

When you get sorted into a house, it is based on your personality traits. The people in your house are typically like-minded people who display the same characteristics as you.

When you’re a first year at Hogwarts, the minute you set foot in the castle you are swept into the Great Hall to have the ancient Sorting Hat placed on your head. This Sorting Hat decides which “family” you’ll be spending your seven years with.

For some, it is very obvious which house they will be in, due to certain personality traits they possess. For others, they may exemplify traits that fit a multitude of houses and are uncertain where they may end up.

To find out where you belong, you can take the official "Harry Potter" Sorting Hat quiz at Pottermore.com. For all you muggles out there, these are the characteristics that the houses possess and what your house says about you:

Gryffindor: The house of the brave, loyal, courageous, adventurous, daring and chivalrous. Those who stand up for others are typically Gryffindors. Brave-hearted is the most well-known Gryffindor characteristic, and Gryffindors are also known for having a lot of nerve.

Gryffindors are people who hold a multitude of qualities alongside the ones listed, making them a very well-rounded house. People who are Gryffindors are often people who could fit nicely into another house but choose to tell the sorting hat they want Gryffindor (there's that bravery). "Do what is right" is the motto Gryffindors go by.

Being a Gryffindor means that you're probably the adventurous and courageous friend, and you are usually known for doing what is right.

Ravenclaw: The house is known for their wisdom, intelligence, creativity, cleverness and knowledge. Those who value brains over brawn can be found here. Ravenclaws often tend to be quite quirky as well. "Do what is wise" is the motto they strive to follow.

Though Ravenclaws can be know-it-alls sometimes, they most likely do know what the wisest decision is.

If you are known for being the quirky friend, the smartest in the group or just great at making wise decisions, you're definitely a Ravenclaw.

Hufflepuff: This house values hard work, dedication, fair play, patience, and loyalty. Hufflepuff’s are known for being just and true. "Do what is nice" is their motto.

Hufflepuff is known as the “nice house” and believes strongly in sparing peoples feelings and being kind. This is not to say that Hufflepuffs aren't smart or courageous. Hufflepuffs just enjoy making others happy and tend to be more patient towards people.

If you ever find that you are too nice for your own good and cannot bear to hurt someone’s feelings, congratulations, you are a Hufflepuff.

Slytherin: This is the house of the cunning, prideful, resourceful, ambitious, intelligent, and determined. Slytherin's love to be in charge and crave leadership. "Do what is necessary" is the motto of this house.

Slytherin is a fairly well-rounded house, similar to the other houses. They are loyal to those that are loyal to them just as Gryffindors are and are intelligent as Ravenclaws.

Slytherin house as a whole is not evil, despite how many dark wizards come out of this house. That is merely based on the choices of those wizards (so if your friend is a Slytherin, don’t judge, it doesn’t mean they are mean people). Slytherins do, however, have a tendency to be arrogant or prideful. This is most likely due to the fact that everyone in Slytherin is exceedingly proud to be there.

What Hogwarts house you’re in says a lot about the person you are, the traits you possess and how you may act in some situations. But in the end, your house is really just your home that is always there for you. Always.


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17 Halloween Movies To Help You Get Your Spooky On This October

Get ready to binge watch these Halloween classics!

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Even though Halloween is all about the scares, these movies can get you into those October vibes, without any hair-raising or shivers up your spine. So sit back and relax — yes, with your bucket of candy — and binge-watch these true Halloween treats.

1. "Hocus Pocus"

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"Hocus Pocus" is without a doubt a Halloween staple.

That musical number in the midst of everything will without a doubt get you off your feet singing and dancing along with these three witches; they will definitely "put a spell on you"...

2. "Halloweentown"

Preferably the first one... or all four.

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This Disney Channel Original movie is best for reliving your childhood days when "Monstober" was all you looked forward to after coming home from school.

3. "Coraline"

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Although this movie can be watched at any time of the year, the creepy button-eyed mom can send chills up anyone's spine. This animation may give you nightmares, but the story line is well worth the watch.

4. "The Nightmare Before Christmas"

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Tim Burton is incredibly talented when it comes to creating a spooky Halloween world with all of its spooky civilians! Once you watch this for Halloween, soon enough you'll be able to re-watch it again in December!

5. "Corpse Bride"

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"Coprse Bride" is another Tim Burton classic, creating an eerie world to immerse yourself in during this sad and spooky tale.

6. "Ghostbusters"

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If you're in the mood for a goofy Halloween movie, this is the one for you! These four guys will give you giggles that will tickle your inner skeleton.

7. "Casper"

Who doesn't love this friendly ghost?

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As a kid watching this movie, I will always remember all of the times I spent looking for my own Casper friend.

8. "The Haunted Mansion"

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Eddie Murphy takes the spotlight again with this hilarious Halloween film.

And, if you want to go all out — take a trip to Disney World in Orlando, Florida to witness the Haunted Mansion for yourself :)

9. "Edward Scissorhands"

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Edward Scissorhands is the quirky outcast we all know and love. Although this is another movie that can be watched at any point in the year, it can be a great inspiration for Halloween costumes!

10.  "Beetlejuice"

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"Beetlejuice" is what first introduced me to Winona Ryder, and what made me absolutely love her. With its quirks and scares, this movie is a little out there, but perfect to watch Halloween night.

11.  "The Addams Family"

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Following Lydia in "Beetlejuice," the cool, bad ass Wednesday Addams is another fierce female. Let's be real, who didn't want to be just like her while watching this?

12.  "Young Frankenstein"

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"Young Frankenstein" is the epitome of Halloween movies.

It's also the perfect film for a late night date night with apple cider donuts and Halloween candy!

13.  "The Little Vampire"

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Our "Stuart Little" star is shown in yet another adorable light with "The Little Vampire."

(...And I can safely say as a kid I had a huge crush on the actual little vampire, Rudolph... such a cutie.)

14.  "It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown"

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Watching Charlie Brown's holiday episodes is the icing on the cake to any season. His wholesome shows are perfect to watch, snuggled up by the fire with a warm mug of apple cider.

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"Mom's Got a Date With a Vampire" is yet another adorable movie that was apart of Disney's "Monstober." For anyone who isn't really sure how they feel about their mom's new beau... this one's for you.

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"Monster House" is another goofy, but slightly terrifying animation. It may cause you to not trust your next door neighbor, but at least it's fun to watch!

17.  "Twitches"

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