50 Quotes From 'Buffy The Vampire Slayer' That Keep On Slaying

50 Quotes From 'Buffy The Vampire Slayer' That Keep On Slaying

If you say these quotes don't make you laugh or cry then you are lying!
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1. “I may be dead, but I’m still pretty. Which is more than I can say for you.” – Buffy Summers (Season One).

2. “Cordelia, your mouth is open, sound is coming from it. This is never good.” – Buffy Summers (Season Two).

3. “I just want to be alone and quite in a room with a chair and a fireplace and a tea cozy. I don’t even know what a tea cozy is, but I want one.” – Buffy Summers (Season Three).

4. “Oh! That’s my skirt! You’re never going to fit in it with those hips. We have to kill them.” – Buffy Summers (Season Four).

5. Harmony, when you tried to be head cheerleader, you were bad. When you tried to chair the Homecoming committee, you were really bad. But when you try to be bad… you suck.” – Buffy Summers (Season Five).

6. "They were supposed to be my light at the end of the tunnel. I guess they were a train.” – Buffy Summers (Season Six).

7. “I don’t know what’s coming next. But I do know it’s gonna be just like this – hard, painful. But in the end, it’s gonna be us. If we all do our parts, believe it, we’ll be the one’s left standing. Here endeth the lesson.” – Buffy Summers (Season Seven).

8. “Well, when I’m with a boy I like, it’s hard for me to say anything cool or witty or at all. I can usually make a few vowel sounds, and then I have to go away.” – Willow Rosenberg (Season One).

9. “Well, I like you. You’re nice, and you’re funny, and you don’t smoke. Yeah, okay, werewolf, but… that’s not all the time. I mean, three days out of the month, I’m not much fun to be around either.” – Willow Rosenberg (Season Two).

10. “Strangely, I feel like staying at home… and doing my homework… and flossing… and dying a virgin.” – Willow Rosenberg (Season Three).

11. “I mean, you men. It’s all about the sex! Your find a woman, drag her to your den, do whatever’s necessary just as long as you get the sex. I tell you men haven’t changed since the dawn of time.” – Willow Rosenberg (Season Four).

12. “A good Sunnydale rule-of-thumb? Avoid white-skinned men in capes.” – Willow Rosenberg (Season Five).

13. “I can kill a couple of geeks all by myself. But, hey, if you’d like to watch… I mean, that’s what you Watchers are good at, right? Watching?” – Willow Rosenberg (Season Six).

14. “I’m talking! Don’t interrupt me! Insignificant man. I am Willow. I am death. If you dare defy me, I will call down my fury, exact fresh vengeance, and make your worst fears come true. Okay?” – Willow Rosenberg (Season Seven).

15. “I don’t handle rejection well. Funny, considering all the practice I’ve had, huh?” – Xander Harris (Season One).

16. “I’m sorry, but let’s not forget that I hated Angel long before you guys jumped on the bandwagon. So I think I deserve a little something for not saying ‘I told you so’ long before now. And if Giles wants to go after the, uh, fiend that murdered his girlfriend, I say, ‘Faster, pussycat, kill, kill.” – Xander Harris (Season Two).

17. “Well, it’s just good to know that when the chips are down and things look grim, you’ll feed on the girl who loves you to save your own ass.” –Xander Harris (Season Three).

18. "Just because you’re better than us doesn’t mean you can be all superior.” – Xander Harris (Season Four).

19. “You should never hurt the feelings of a brutal killer. You know, that’s, uh, that’s actually some pretty good advice.” – Xander Harris (Season Five).

20. “I love you, Willow. I love crayon breaky Willow and I love scary veiny Willow. So if you’re gonna end the world, you’re gonna have to start with me!” – Xander Harris (Season Six).

21. “What do you think happened? Another demon woman was attracted to me. I’m going gay! I’ve decided I’m turning gay. Willow, gay me up. Come on, let’s gay.” – Xander Harris (Season Seven).

22. “A vampire isn’t a person at all. It may have the movements, the memories, even the personality of the person it took over, but it’s a demon at the core. There is no halfway.” – Rupert Giles (Season One).

23. “I’m leaning towards blind panic myself.” – Rupert Giles (Season Two).

24. “For god’s sake, man, she’s eighteen! And you have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone. Just have at it, would you? And stop fluttering about.” – Rupert Giles (Season Three).

25. “Since the picture you just painted means that I will never touch food of any kind again, you’ll just have to pick it up yourself.” – Rupert Giles (Season Four).

26. “Well, I’m a hair’s breath from investigating bunnies at the moment, so I’m open to anything.” – Rupert Giles (Season Six).

27. “Buffy, what you said, it flies in the face of everything we’ve ever… every generation has ever done in the fight against evil. I think it’s bloody brilliant.” – Rupert Giles (Season Seven).

28. “Now, I know you haven’t been in the game for a while, mate, but we still do kill people. Sort of our raison d’etre, you know.” – Spike (Season Two).

29. “She wouldn't even kill me. She just left. She didn't even care enough to cut off my head, or set me on fire. I mean, is that too much to ask? You know? Some little sign that she cared? It was the truce with Buffy that did it. Dru said I'd gone soft - wasn't demon enough for the likes of her.” – Spike (Season Three).

30. "Got to hand it to you, Goldilocks. You do have bleeding tragic taste in men. I got a cousin married to a regurgitating Froglocsteem that's got better instincts than you.” – Spike (Season Four).

31. "Face it, white bread, Buffy's got a type, and you're not it. She likes us dangerous, rough, occasionally bumpy in the forehead region. Not that she doesn't like you, but sorry, Charlie, you're just not dark enough.” – Spike (Season Five).

32. "Well, isn't this usually the part where you... kick me in the head and run out, virtue fluttering?" – Spike (Season Six).

33. "With all the rubbish people keep sticking in my head, it's a wonder that there's room for my brain." – Spike (Season Seven).

34. "Oh, I don't know. Looking in the mirror every day and seeing nothing there...it's an overrated pleasure.” – Angel (Season One).

35. "Passion. It lies in all of us. Sleeping, waiting, and though unwanted, unbidden, it will stir. Open it's jaws, and howl. It speaks to us, guides us. Passion rules us all, and we obey. What other choice do we have?" – Angel (Season Two).

36. "Sorry about the chains. It's not that I don't trust you, it's... Actually, it is that I don't trust you.” – Angel (Season Three).

37. "Look I know you find me attractive. I've seen you looking at my breasts.” – Anya (Season Three).

38. “Of course it did. It always does. Seen a thousand relationships. First there's the love and sex, then there's nothing left but the vengeance. That's how it works.” – Anya (Season Four).

39. "I'm just so excited. They come in, I help them, they give us money in exchange for goods, you give me money for working for you. I have a place in the world now. I'm part of the system. I'm a workin' gal.” – Anya (Season Five).

40. "Anya, promise to love you, to cherish you, to honor you, uh, but not to obey you, of course, because that's anachronistic and misogynistic and who do you think you are, like a sea captain or something?” – Anya (Season Six).

41. "Wow, it's like, one second you were this klutzy teenager with false memories and a history of kleptomania, and then suddenly you were a hero. A hero with a much abbreviated life span.” – Anya (Season Seven).

42. "You gotta give me something to do. There's no way I'm sleeping. Don't you need anyone dead? Or maimed? I can settle for maimed.” – Faith (Season Three).

43. "Anyway, for real now, I'm gonna ask you something, and you gotta promise you'll be honest and not spare my feelings just 'cause I could kill you. You promise?" – Faith (Season Four).

44. "Every guy's got some whack fantasy. Scratch the surface of any granola type, dude, naughty nurses and horny cheerleader.” – Faith (Season Seven).

45. "She still thinks I'm little Miss Nobody. Just her dumb little sister. Boy, is she in for a surprise.” – Dawn Summers (Season Five).

46. "You don't want to be here with me. You didn't want to come back. I know that. You were happier where you were. You want to go away again." – Dawn Summers (Season Six).

47. "You know, I honestly don't think there's a human word fabulous enough for me.”- Glorificus (Season Seven).

48. "Buffy, I'm just a guy. Granted, a cool and sexy vampire fighting guy, but still." – Principal Wood (Season Seven).

49. "We don't know much about them except for they're very ugly, and they're very mobile for blind people.” – Andrew (Season Seven).

50. "And I wonder what possible catastrophe came crashing down from heaven and brought this dashing stranger to tears?" – Drusilla (Season Five).

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35 Major Life Facts According To Nick Miller

"All booze is good booze, unless it's weak booze."
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Fact: If you watch "New Girl," you love Nick Miller.

You can't help it. He's an adorable, lovable mess of a man and you look forward to seeing him and his shenanigans each week. While living the infamous and incomparable life of Nick Miller, and obviously Julius Pepperwood— he has learned many valuable laws of the land. And, although Nick refuses to learn anything from anyone besides his mysterious, old Asian friend Tran, he does have a few lessons he'd like to teach us.

Here are 35 facts of life according to 'Nick Milla Nick Milla':

1. Drinking keeps you healthy.

"I'm not gonna get sick. No germ can live in a body that is 65% beer."

2. Dinosaurs never existed.

"I don't believe dinosaurs existed. I've seen the science. I don't believe it."


3. A paper bag is a bank.

"A bank is just a paper bag but with fancier walls."


4. Having sex is similar to delivering mail.

"I'm like a mailman, except instead of mail it's hot sex that I deliver."

5. Moonwalking is a foolproof way to get out of any awkward situation.

Jess (about Nick): "Now he won't even talk to me. I saw him this morning and he just panic moonwalked away from me. He does that sometimes."

6. Using a movie reference is also a great way.

Cece: "Come on, get up!"

Nick: "No, I don't dance. I'm from that town in "Footloose."

7. There's no reason to wash towels.

Nick: "I don’t wash the towel. The towel washes me. Who washes a towel?"

Schmidt: "You never wash your towel?"

Nick: "What am I gonna do? Wash the shower next? Wash a bar of soap?"

8. Exes are meant to be avoided at all costs (especially if/unless they're Caroline)

"I don't deal with exes, they're part of the past. You burn them swiftly and you give their ashes to Poseidon."

9. IKEA furniture is not as intimidating as it looks.

"I'm building you the dresser. I love this stuff. It's like high-stakes LEGOs."

10. You don't need forks if you have hands.

Jess: "That's gross. Get a fork, man."

Nick: "I got two perfectly good forks at the end of my arms!"

11. Sex has a very specific definition.


"It's not sex until you put the straw in the coconut."

12. Doors are frustrating.

"I will push if I want to push! Come on! I hate doors!"

13. All booze is good booze.

"Can I get an alcohol?"

14. ...unless it's weak booze.

"Schmidt, that is melon flavored liquor! That is 4-proof! That is safe to drink while you're pregnant!"

15. Writers are like pregnant women.

Jess: "You know what that sound is? It's the sound of an empty uterus."

Nick: "I can top that easily. I'm having a hard time with my zombie novel."

Jess: "Are you really comparing a zombie novel to my ability to create life?"

Nick: "I'm a writer, Jess. We create life."

16. All bets must be honored.

"There is something serious I have to tell you about the future. The name of my first-born child needs to be Reginald VelJohnson. I lost a bet to Schmidt."

17. Adele's voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.

"Adele is amazing."

18. Beyoncé is extremely trustworthy.

"I'd trust Beyoncé with my life. We be all night."

19. Fish, on the other hand, are not.


“Absolutely not. You know I don’t trust fish! They breathe water. That's crazy!"

20. Bar mitzvahs are terrifying.

Schmidt: "It's a bar mitzvah!"

Nick: "I am NOT watching a kid get circumcised!"

21. ...so are blueberries.

Jess: "So far, Nick Miller's list of fears is sharks, tap water, real relationships..."

Nick: "And blueberries."

22. Take your time with difficult decisions. Don't be rash.


Jess: "You care about your burritos more than my children, Nick?"

Nick: "You're putting me in a tough spot!"

23. Getting into shape is not easy.

"I mean, I’m not doing squats or anything. I’m trying to eat less donuts."

24. We aren't meant to talk about our feelings.

"If we needed to talk about feelings, they would be called talkings."


25. We're all a little bit too hard on ourselves.

"The enemy is the inner me."

26. Freezing your underwear is a good way to cool off.


"Trust me, I'm wearing frozen underpants right now and I feel amazing. I'm gonna grab some old underpants and put a pair into the freezer for each of you."

27. Public nudity is normal.

"Everbody has been flashed countless times."

28. Alcohol is a cure-all.


"You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol."

29. Horses are aliens.

"I believe horses are from outer-space."


30. Turtles should actually be called 'shell-beavers.'

Jess: "He calls turtles 'shell-beavers."

Nick: "Well, that's what they should be called."

31. Trench coats are hot.


"This coat has clean lines and pockets that don't quit, and it has room for your hips. And, when I wear it, I feel hot to trot!"


32. Sparkles are too.

"Now, my final bit of advice, and don't get sensitive on this, but you've got to change that top it's terrible and you've got to throw sparkles on. Sparkles are in. SPARKLES ARE IN."

33. Introspection can lead to a deeper knowing of oneself.

"I'm not convinced I know how to read. I've just memorized a lot of words."


34. It's important to live in the moment.

"I know this isn't gonna end well but the middle part is gonna be awesome."


35. Drinking makes you cooler.

Jess: "Drinking to be cool, Nick? That's not a real thing."

Nick: "That's the only thing in the world I know to be true."

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6 Ways To Decorate Your Dorm Or Apartment For The Holidays On A Budget

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As the holiday season approaches, it's easy to get sucked into the Pinterest vortex of holiday decorations, party favors, clothes and more. Unfortunately most of us college students don't have the money for all of this cute stuff so we have to watch for bargains or DIY it. Here are my six recommendations to get into the Christmas spirit:

1. String some festive lights in your room

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/199565827208188172/

I have Christmas lights hanging up in my room all year around because I love them so much, but you can find some cheap lights at Target or Walmart. You can get snowflake lights, lantern lights, normal Christmas lights or anything else that you want. Use command strips to hang them up, and soon it'll feel more relaxing and you'll be more in the Christmas spirit.

2. Use window clings

https://guide.alibaba.com/shop/merry-christmas-window-clings-north-pole-train-snowflakes-penguins-gingerbread-men-1-sheet-15-clings_1005699551.html

I love window clings! You stick them on from the inside (obviously) and then you can see them from the outside. I have different window clings for almost every season. If you have some old window clings that don't stick anymore, just put a little bit of water on the back of them and they'll stick like they're brand new.

3. Raid the Target dollar section

https://corporate.target.com/article/2015/11/bullseyes-playground

So, this depends on where you live and how often your local Target changes out their dollar section, but you would be surprised in what you could find there!

4. Hunt around for a mini tree (real or fake)

https://www.yourbestdigs.com/reviews/best-artificial-christmas-trees/?nabt=1&utm_referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F

I used to have a fake little green Christmas tree with cute little ornaments but sadly I don't have it anymore nor do I have room for it anywhere in my room. A little Christmas tree in your room or on your dresser just makes everything a little bit more festive. I used to have my little Christmas tree on my dresser until my cat found it. Yeah, you know where that is going.

5. Make easy DIY decorations

http://findinghomefarms.com/10-minute-christmas-decorating-idea-chalk-pen-galvanized-buckets/

Pinterest is the best website for this, well actually they're known for DIY projects. Why spend $50 on one Christmas decoration when you can do a DIY and spend only $20?

6. Use Winter themed candles

http://www.bathandbodyworks.com/e/christmas-gift-guide.html

I love Bath and Body works because they always have the best sales and you can usually get something half priced or sometimes something for free! Plus everything smells so good in that store and it's so tempting to buy everything but if you come into the store with a goal, you'll leave with your goal.

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