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50 Things That Are Less Confusing Than The Weather In Ohio

I thought I could handle Ohio's weather. I was wrong.

Clara Sullivan
Feb 29, 2016
Kent State University
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50 Things That Are Less Confusing Than The Weather In Ohio

When I first came to college, and people told me that Ohio weather was bad, I'm not going to lie, I brushed them off like it was nothing at all. I mean, I'm from Chicago. I can handle three feet of snow, below zero temperatures, and 50 mph winds. No biggie. But boy, was I wrong.

Chicago weather is nothing compared to Ohio. I may be able to handle copious amounts of snow and ice, but I can not handle the sick and twisted games Ohio's weather plays. The five minute blizzard? 50 degrees and then three inches of snow? I can't handle it. All this confusion is giving me hardcore whiplash. I just don't understand. Here are 50 things that make more sense than Ohio's weather:

1. The Meaning of Life

2. The Loch Ness Monster

3. Calculus

4. Taxes

5. Packaging on Kid's Toys

6. Stonehenge

7. Bigfoot

8. Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth's Relationship

9. Time Changes

10. Black Holes

11. Apple Contracts

12. Chinese

13. Whether zebras are black with white stripes or white with black stripes

14. "Pretty Little Liars"

15. The Existence of Mosquitoes

16. The "Damn Daniel" Infatuation

17. Aliens

18. Religion

19. "The Odyssey"

20. Socks and Sandals

21. Pi

22. Evolution

23. Kanye West's Tweets

24. Customer Service Call Centers (Sprint)

25. Shia LaBeouf

26. Caillou's Baldness

27. Coding

28. Chipotle's Addictiveness

29. Parallel Parking

30. Anonymous

31. CSPAN

32. Understanding an Auctioneer

33. Donald Trump's campaign

34. Leonardo DiCaprio's lack of an Oscar

35. One Direction

36. Why the Kent State University library closes on Friday and Saturday nights

37. Pluto

38. Rocket Science

39. Buying a House

40. Puppy Monkey Baby

41. Double Rainbows

42. The Bermuda Triangle

43. Taking Out a Loan

44. Germs

45. The Kardashians

46. Credit Score

47. Fax Machines

48. The Internet

49. Arranged Marriages

50. Nicolas Cage

Moral of the story: Don't move to Ohio!

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