The five worst things about the first week of school.

1. Ice breakers.

“Hi my name is Taylor and one fun fact about me is I don’t like monkeys.” Not fun at all but hey, half of these people are asleep anyway, or won’t even remember you by the end of the semester so this whole thing is a waste of time.

2. Listening to the teacher read the syllabus, word for word.

“Page nine has the school’s policy on plagiarism, blah, blah, blah…” No, this is great because none of my other six professors have gone over that either.

3. Not knowing your schedule yet.

Where am I going next? I have 10 minutes to get where? Is my English class in 600 or 601? Am I free at 12? When can I eat?

4. Being tired, all the time.

After sleeping all summer, and diving right into classes and homework you begin the year tired. Lets not forget its probably the first time you’ve woken up before 11 in a while.

5. No time to hang out with the friends you’ve missed all summer.

You’ve missed them all summer and finally you’re all back together! All you want to do is hang out and catch up but you all have different schedules and you have to wait until the weekend before you get to spend time with them, aside from passing them on the street.

Now treat yo’self because we’ve all made it through the first week alive! And we won’t have to do it again until after Christmas!