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5 Ways Zayn Malik Confirmed That Aliens Exist

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5 Ways Zayn Malik Confirmed That Aliens Exist

Everyone remembers where they were when the world stopped on March 25, 2015. On this day it was announced that Zayn Malik would be leaving One Direction, and life as we knew it was never the same. Rumors swirled as to why he would make what appeared to be such a rash decision to quit in the middle of a world tour, but thankfully we finally have the closure we’ve so desperately needed with Zayn’s recent explanation. He told Glamour, “An alien spoke to me in a dream.” Initially, I assumed he was just trying to be the next Jaden Smith or let everyone know once again that he does indeed smoke copious amounts of marijuana, but maybe there is something more to his statement. Did Zayn just confirm once and for all that aliens really do exist?

Some may think it’s crazy, but Zayn might just be the link that can connect us with extraterrestrial beings, and change science and life, as we know it. I would even go as far to say that Zayn himself could be an alien. Before you scoff at the suggestion, take a look at the evidence. I think it’s safe to say that it speaks for itself.


1. Zayn obviously tried to play his response off as a joke, but what is he is just concealing his true identity?

Was the sweep of a strand of hair necessary or a nervous twitch? Zayn may be able to keep his cool under pressure, but Liam looks like he is hiding a secret.

2. I think it’s safe to say that everyone was a little shaken by how well Zayn played a woman in the “Best Song Ever” music video, and how good he looked doing it.

How did he manage to pull it off so well? Shape shifting, perhaps?

3. Could a normal human being sing this flawlessly during every single live performance?

I don't think so.

4. The imagery in his music video for “Like I Would” seems to depict Zayn being beamed down from outer space.

His outfit, neon orange eye and the multicolored laser beams contribute to subliminal messaging that he is in fact from outer space.

5. His beauty is otherworldly.

How can this level of attractiveness possibly be achieved on Earth? Zayn is said to have a scientifically perfect face, which although may not a surprise, certainly isn’t normal.

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